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The Daily Break

Issue date: 3/7/08 Section: Metro
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ARIES (March 21-April 19): Problems will surface; however, if you stay calm, they won't be too difficult to rectify. Should you overreact or let your temper flare, you will put yourself in a vulnerable position. There will be a hidden agenda to uncover.

TAURUS (April 20-May 20): Be careful how you delegate your time, or someone will take advantage of you. You have to be the one to make the final decision. Stand up for your rights, and you will avoid getting stuck with responsibilities that aren't yours.

GEMINI (May 21-June 20): Take the time to do well whatever you have on your agenda, or someone will criticize you. Your charm, coupled with wit and a little good storytelling, will seal any deal you are working on, providing you've stayed within workable boundaries.

CANCER (June 21-July 22): Deal with emotional issues head-on. A little Cancer charm coupled with attention and affection will put you in a prime position for a warmhearted encounter. A suggestion or offer will lead to a better-paying position.

LEO (July 23-Aug. 22): Someone will offer you something you can't refuse or pay back a favor or debt owed. Love is in the stars, but be sure that you are correctly reading the signals being sent. Ulterior motives are likely.

VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22): Your vision may be clouded because of emotional ups and downs, making it very important that you gear any encounters you have toward positive affirmation, not negative complaints. A change at home will bring about good results.

LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 22): Have some fun, explore new avenues, pick up skills, hobbies, or new friends - but don't be lazy and miss out. Take your time - haste and anger must be avoided. Someone may get a little pushy.

SCORPIO (Oct. 23-Nov. 21): If you don't push for change now, you will probably miss out on an opportunity that is within your reach. You may have to rid yourself of some of the people in your life who have not come through for you. Don't hold onto something that isn't working.

SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. 21): Someone will be on to you if you exaggerate or make someone else look bad. Stick to the rules, and avoid any backlash. Change is likely from someone who isn't happy about the way you are dealing with emotional issues.

CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19): Take the most unusual path, and you will fool anyone who may be trying to beat you at your own game. It's a matter of understanding the situation and acting accordingly. A chance to make gains is apparent. Move swiftly.

AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18): Don't be fooled by someone who is being overly nice to you. This person is probably trying to hold you back. You have to make everyone aware of what you need to do so you aren't burdened with other people's responsibilities.

PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20): Don't hesitate to let everyone know how you feel about the emotional issues in your life. Once you open up, adjustments will be put into play to suit your needs. Make appealing alterations at home.

Myths Packer fans believe about Brett Favre

by Mitch Fick


- He created the heavens and the Earth.

- He lives on a strict diet of Cherry Skoal and pond water.

- His entire wardrobe consists of hunting jackets and Wrangler jeans.

- He is the father of 73 percent of Green Bay children born after 1992. The other 27 percent were immaculately conceived by Vince Lombardi.

- He wrestled a grizzly bear and made it cry (unlike Jackie Moon. *Semi-Pro* sucked.)

- His urine is 240 proof.

- He has played every game since 1998 with a concussion, a torn throwing shoulder, and no left kneecap.

- He has formed a colony of his clones in Mississippi so he can finally hunt the world's most dangerous game: himself.

- A clone of Favre killed him in 2005. While replacing him, the clone threw 47 interceptions in two seasons and lost 20 games.

- Favre brought himself back to life in 2007 and killed his clone, going 13-3 for the Packers while throwing for 28 touchdowns and only 15 interceptions.

- A defective clone somehow took Favre out before overtime of this year's NFC Championship game, threw an interception that cost Green Bay a Super Bowl trip, and then retired in Favre's place.

- The real Favre will come back and destroy the defective clone, judge the living and the dead, and give his followers everlasting life before playing another 14 seasons in Green Bay.










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