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The Daily Break

Issue date: 4/17/08 Section: Metro
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ARIES (March 21-April 19): Business will help you keep things in perspective today. As soon as you bring personal or emotional matters into the picture, you will probably make poor choices. Don't overspend, overreact, or take on others' responsibilities.

TAURUS (April 20-May 20): Give whatever you do your all, and you will reap the rewards. There is money to be made, advancements to be gained, and plenty of opportunity as long as you stick to what's being asked of you.

GEMINI (May 21-June 20): Problems with a friend, relative, or child will cause worry and will take up your time. You will have to make some fast assessments and adjustments in order to balance everything. Use your imagination to figure things out.

CANCER (June 21-July 22): Put in a little extra time and effort at home. It will make a difference to someone you care about. An emotional matter can be dealt with, and the changes made will help you realize what you have and how much you want to restore or maintain it.

LEO (July 23-Aug. 22): Keep your ears open for any change in plans that people around you make. It will make a difference to your game plan if you are prepared for what others do. Money can be made, but don't spend frivolously.

VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22): You will find it hard to keep your emotions in check, especially when dealing with partnership or personal matters. You don't have to go overboard to win, but it will help to compromise. An opening in a group you wish to join looks promising.

LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 22): Consider rethinking your strategy. Taking a strong position will have an effect on those around you and may stifle what you are trying to accomplish. Any crucial changes made at home may put you in a demanding position.

SCORPIO (Oct. 23-Nov. 21): An interest from someone you least expect may appear to be a compliment at first. However, be careful - this person may want something you don't want to give up. A change at home will not turn out as planned.

SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. 21): Keep things fair, and you will excel. Try to take advantage of things, and someone will call your bluff. A trip will pay off in the deals you make. Love and romance are skyrocketing.

CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19): Changes will be pushed at you if you are difficult to get along with. You will have to compromise if you don't want to ruin a deal you've been working on. Someone you love may agree with you for the wrong reason.

AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18): You may not be totally sure of what others might do, but if you follow your heart and act on your feelings, you will come out on top. When it comes to business, don't get involved socially with your colleagues or authority figures.

PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20): An emotional deal can be reached if you are forthright about the way you feel and what you expect from those with whom you are dealing. A firm offer, commitment, and partnership can result in greater prosperity and a brighter future.


Proof you can make anything sound sexual

by Scott Pacanowski


- I'll mow your lawn.

- I'd marinate your steak.

- Baby, I'm gonna butter your bread.

- I'll organize your closet.

- I'll shoot my gun at your firing range.

- I'd do your homework. Do it real good. I'll give you all the right answers.

- I'll clean your plate. Lick it clean.

- I'd dip my ice-cream cone in your chocolate sauce.

- I'll take you do Disney world. I'll show you Mr. Toad's Wild Ride.

- I'll frost your cinnamon buns. (Cinnamon bun that ho).










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Nice

posted 4/17/08 @ 9:21 PM CST

This is the funniest Ledge I've read in a while.

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