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ARIES (March 21-April 19): Be sensitive toward others. A feud will escalate quickly if you are too quick to judge. Learn from past mistakes, and you will avoid an emotional mishap. Offer affection over criticism, and you will get your way.

TAURUS (April 20-May 20): Keep busy, do your research, and refuse to make impulsive moves or decisions. Timing is everything, and knowing exactly what’s required to reach your goals with the least amount of opposition will result in your success.

GEMINI (May 21-June 20): Slow down, and give yourself a chance to experiment with some of the more obscure ideas you would like to pursue. It’s OK to be different, but do your homework before heading down that path. There won’t be any room for error.

CANCER (June 21-July 22): Don’t let your emotions get the better of you. Hold your thoughts until you can deal with the responses you get. Someone will put you in your place if you overreact or become aggressive. Exercise will help you curb a growing temper.

LEO (July 23-Aug. 22): A secret affair may be enticing, but think it through before engaging in activities that are likely to end in distress. Think carefully before you jump into something without weighing the pros and cons.

VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22): Your dedication and desire to make improvements to whatever cause you join will bring you popularity and clout. Share your plans, and use constructive criticism as a bridge to implementing your plans. A partnership will enhance your position.

LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 22): Problems will mount both at home and at work. Back away if someone tries to force her or his opinions on you. Look to make a change that will benefit you mentally, physically, and financially. Don’t bend under pressure.

SCORPIO (Oct. 23-Nov. 21): Your ability to see situations clearly will help you make decisions that will benefit you and improve the relationships you have with others. Your unique approach to learning and cultural differences will encourage assistance. Travel is encouraged.

SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. 21): Cash deals will be tempting. Before you give the go-ahead, make sure you have all your facts straight. Home-improvement projects will turn out well, but the cost is something you have to consider. Your plans are likely to go over budget.

CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19): You will face a problem if you neglect your responsibilities within a work or personal partnership. You are best to make amends quickly so you can move forward without delay. Inconclusive information must not lead to overreacting or undue blame.

AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18): Channel your energy into going above and beyond the call of duty when asked to do a job or work on a project. What you do in a timely fashion will be your ticket to bigger and better projects and monetary gains.

PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20): Competitive sports, socializing, or spending time with the people you get the most from in return should take top priority. A trip that ensures both fun and learning will help you make decisions regarding your current and future lifestyle.



How tired am I this morning?

·   If I was any sleepier, I’d be a hamlet in Maine.

·   Six minutes in, the day was already winning 21-0.

·   My snooze button is pressing charges.

·   On the way to work, a homeless person gave me money for coffee.

·   I’m wearing two watches, one sock, and no underwear.

·   I nodded off while drinking a 5-hour Energy.

·   People think I'm auditioning for the next season of The Walking Dead.

·   People keep accusing me of doing a terrible Steven Wright impression.

·   A flight attendant just forced me to check the bags under my eyes.

·   All the closers keep giving me their coffee.

·   I read today’s Garfield and actually laughed.

·   I'm at Twelve Loko and counting.

·   I rudely forgot to say goodbye to your Mom this morning.

·   I'm having trouble even holding my head up my ass.

·   I think I'm awake, but the top is still spinning... THE TOP IS STILL SPINNING!!!

  Andrew R. Juhl thanks Yale C, Brian T, Erik J, Beau P, and Timothy D for contributing to today’s Ledge.






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