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ARIES (March 21-April 19): Take care of domestic chores, and you'll find a way to cut corners or identify a potentially worthwhile investment. A move to improved surroundings will impress others. Don't get angry. Be passionate and try to stay busy.

TAURUS (April 20-May 20): Get out, mingle, and discuss your ideas with others. Don't be daunted by someone who opposes your personal plans. Take any criticism for what it's worth and keep moving forward. An unusual favor or offer will be presented to you.

GEMINI (May 21-June 20): Make your surroundings more accommodating and visually stimulating, and you will accomplish more. Someone will play emotional mind games with you in order to get you to donate time or money. Proceed with caution.

CANCER (June 21-July 22): A change in the way you feel about someone will result from the way you are treated. Let your intuition guide you when making a decision that could affect your reputation or professional status. Don't limit your chances to advance.

LEO (July 23-Aug. 22): You can deal with responsibilities concerning the medical, legal, or financial challenges you face. Talk to experts regarding your options and make changes that will ease any stress or unnecessary burden you are carrying. Protect your assets.

VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22): Listen carefully to what others have to say. Size up whatever situations you face and find a unique way to solve problems that arise. Your concern will win favors and help you identify the help you need.

LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 22): Be more aware of how others react and don't respond until you have all the facts. Arguments will develop if you aren't flexible, but don't give in to unreasonable demands. Romance is highlighted and will be a better option than engaging in a dispute.

SCORPIO (Oct. 23-Nov. 21): Take part in something that makes you happy or relaxes you and eases your stress, but don't let excess lead to a lack of funds, medical issues, or poor decisions. A strict budget and health regimen will keep you on track.

SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. 21): Keep your private matters a secret. Spend more time doing the things you enjoy most with the people who can offer something in return. A positive change at home will lead to a new beginning.

CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19): Don't be afraid to do things differently. It will keep competition guessing if you are not predictable. Good fortune will result from making your moves with precision. A partnership based on equality will bring good results.

AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18): Promote what you have to offer. Expect someone you know or work with to give you a hard time if you are aggressive or pushy. Use finesse and your expertise to prove your point and get things done your way.

PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20): Take action and follow through with your plans. The changes you bring about personally will help you get past someone's negativity or emotional manipulation. Get involved in activities with people who share your interests or are working toward the same goal.



Thoughts I had while watching the Fourth of July fireworks:

• Oooooooh.

• Ahhhhhhh.

• Well, it looks like I need another beer.

• Oooooooh.

• Ahhhhhhh.

• The traffic after this is going to be horrendous.

• Ahhhhhhh.

• Oooooooh.

• I've never having kids.

• Oooooooh.

• Ahhhhhhh.

• Well, it looks like I need another beer.

• Ahhhhhhh.

• Oooooooh.

• I should get that spot on my balls checked out by a doctor.

• Oooooooh.

• Ahhhhhhh.

• Is that all? That can't possibly be the entire sho — ohhhhhh.

• Double oooooooh.

• Double ahhhhhhh.

• Well, it looks like I need another beer.

Andrew R. Juhl was three sheets to the wind by his second fifth on the Fourth.






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