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ARIES (March 21-April 19): Make changes to your looks, where you live or the activities or events you pursue. Don't let minor incidents at home lead to an argument you'll regret. Don't put demands on others or put up with people meddling in your affairs. 5 stars

TAURUS (April 20-May 20): Interact with people who you can learn from. Participate in events that enlighten you or bring you in touch with new possibilities. Ask questions and offer your thoughts, but don't make donations or promises that are costly. 3 stars

GEMINI (May 21-June 20): Build momentum and accomplish the projects that will add to your comfort and your confidence. Put extra effort into finishing what you start and following through with any promises you make. Expand, explore and live in the moment. 3 stars

CANCER (June 21-July 22): Don't get involved with people or organizations that demonstrate indiscretion or unpredictability. Gravitate toward the people and the projects you know you can count on. Getting upset will not help you move forward or solve problems with co-workers. 3 stars

LEO (July 23-Aug. 22): Aim to improve your health, emotional well-being and your appearance. Don't limit what you can do because you haven't updated your skills or are living in the past. Being current in every aspect of life will help you get ahead. 3 stars

VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22): Flex your muscles if it will help you get your way. Putting in extra time and effort at work will not be wasted. Your efforts will lead to a position that will allow you to use your skills fully. 5 stars

LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 22): Unsettling changes at home will lead to an altercation with someone who is meddling in your affairs. Don't let anyone come between you and the people you want to spend more time with. Put the ones you love first. 2 stars

SCORPIO (Oct. 23-Nov. 21): Spend a quiet day working on something that will bring you pleasure. Your accomplishments will come from your dedication and passionate way of attacking a project that stimulates and motivates you. Don't hesitate to take on a new or unusual approach. 4 stars

SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. 21): Initiate the changes at home or to your resume that will help you get ahead mentally, physically and financially. Offer an alternate proposal to someone you want to work with. Expect emotions to escalate if you make unreasonable demands. 3 stars

CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19): Share your concerns, but don't make rash decisions or impulsive moves. Keep the anger level down and search for a creative solution to any problem you face. Strive to achieve peace of mind. 3 stars

AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18): Don't feel obligated to take care of everyone else's responsibilities. Do your share, but leave time for yourself or for romance with someone special. Discussing personal plans will bring about favorable changes to your domestic situation and your love life. 3 stars

PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20): Take action and make the physical changes to your residence that will make your life easier or help you reach personal and professional goals. Don't hesitate to call in a favor that could result in a closer alliance. 2 stars



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ANDREW R. JUHL thanks Lauren W, Brian T, Aaron HH, Eric W, and Matt G for contributing to today's Ledge.






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