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ARIES (March 21-April 19): Make plans for a getaway with someone you love. Explore creative possibilities or sign up for a course to learn about a hobby that interests you. Don't let anyone interfere with your plans. Make romance a priority.

TAURUS (April 20-May 20): Participate in activities that can teach you something new. Avoid making promises you cannot keep. Don't purchase items just to impress the people around you. Be realistic about what you can accomplish, and don't put demands on others.

GEMINI (May 21-June 20): Make home and personal improvements. By updating your surroundings, you'll make your place more appealing to the people you want to hang out with more. Make the most of your looks and your talents. Be kind to yourself.

CANCER (June 21-July 22): A cautious, direct approach to work and getting along with your colleagues will bring the best results. Don't be too quick to make an impulsive move. A day trip will give you a different perspective on life.

LEO (July 23-Aug. 22): A change at work will be beneficial. Apply for a new position or network with people you know can help you get ahead. Let your charm and generosity be your calling cards. Love is highlighted, and romance is in the stars.

VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22): Domestic problems will surface if you neglect your responsibilities or ignore a emotional plea for help. Offering a firm, precise and realistic solution will improve the situation, but it won't fix things if you are the only one doing the work.

LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 22): Your knowledge and expertise will win you a chance to participate in something special. Don't let someone's negativity or gruff nature stop you from joining in. Someone you meet will want to share something special with you. A partnership will be inviting.

SCORPIO (Oct. 23-Nov. 21): Your drive and intensity will take you to the winner's circle. Let your imagination, vision and intuition be your guide, and you will know instinctively how and when to make your move. Good fortune is heading your way.

SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. 21): Don't limit what you can do. Be willing to travel, indulge in new interests or beef up your skills if it will help you reach your chosen goals. Make alterations at home that will fit in to your professional journey.

CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19): Don't create problems when you should be dealing with unfinished business in order to eliminate what hasn't been working for you. Too much of anything will set you back. Don't get angry -- get busy turning a negative into a positive.

AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18): You'll attract attention if you speak on behalf of a cause. Your intellect will shine through at organizational functions, allowing you to accomplish what you set out to do. Someone special will be proud of you.

PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20): Don't let emotional issues spin out of control. Deal with domestic problems without bringing an outsider into the situation. Honesty will be required if you want to make changes to the way you are living. Deception will backfire.

Translating My Management:

• "The department head boss found dozens of frozen biscuits spread through- out workplace. Everybody needs to be more careful when transporting and preparing product." = the Dining Hall Hockey League has been canceled, and you ruined it, Cleanup Crew.

• "The health inspector found a roach in the chemical closet today. He says the problem seemed isolated and is now fully taken care of. We may continue business as usual." = The health inspector found Sparky and killed him. I bribed him before he could find Little Lulu, Scrooge, Scurry, and the gang at the Roachefeller Hotel. Sorry for your loss, but rejoice in those we have left.

• "We will start portioning our cheese products so that patrons will have more accurate and regular experiences with each visit." = I blew all my money on hookers and/or livestock, so all of you must now limit the partially hydrogenated, homogenized, watery dairy paste you pump into these slobs so that I can make another tenth of a cent on each order of nachos."

• "I'm very disappointed in how you handled that customer." = I know she deserved it, but now we have to mop up all that apple sauce and explain how we used so many coffee filters.

Andrew R. Juhl thanks Nathan Wulf for the material in today's Ledge.

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