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ARIES (March 21-April 19): Idle time will lead to arguments. Travel, adventure and discovering new ways to bring in more money should be your priorities. Take advantage of an opportunity to learn. Publishing, writing and communicating will help you master your skills and enhance your position. 5 stars

TAURUS (April 20-May 20): You can make positive personal changes if you do so in moderation. Spending less and making needed updates will add to your appeal and help you advance. Good fortune will depend in part on your ability to be practical. 3 stars

GEMINI (May 21-June 20): Be direct if someone is not giving you straight answers. Don't take on a responsibility unless you understand what's required of you. Spend more time on yourself and on completing home improvements that will benefit you and your loved ones. 3 stars

CANCER (June 21-July 22): Work at achieving your goals by using alternate methods to get results, and you will stand out and make a lasting impression. Physical challenges will help you release any pent-up emotional anger or frustration. 3 stars

LEO (July 23-Aug. 22): Take part in networking events. Don't let uncertainty lead to an unrealistic promise. Accept the changes happening at work or with your economic situation, and work at developing new ways to use your skills and knowledge. 5 stars

VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22): Miscommunication will throw you off course. Be careful when discussing important issues with business or personal partners. Put more time and energy into making a difference and helping others. Less talk and more action will bring the best results. 2 stars

LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 22): A lazy attitude will lead to complaints and disagreements. Take care of your responsibilities quickly and move on to solitary activities that are geared toward self-improvement. Offer romance over debate. Emotional blackmail won't help you get your way. 4 stars

SCORPIO (Oct. 23-Nov. 21): You can make a difference if you roll up your sleeves and go to work in support of a cause you feel passionate about. Don't let what others do slow you down. Follow your intuition and don't back down from a challenge. 3 stars

SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. 21): Plan a vacation or sign up for something you want to do. An serious talk with someone you are involved with will help you resolve any misconceptions or changes you want to make to your current arrangement. 3 stars

CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19): Deal with contracts, settlements, legal, financial or medical issues swiftly. A change can be expected and should be handled with caution to avoid conflict or complaints. Don't get angry, make changes to offset untimely consequences. 3 stars

AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18): When opportunity strikes, take charge and reach for the stars. Love is on the rise, and making plans with someone special will lead to a better personal life and future. Speak from the heart and you will get what you want. 4 stars

PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20): Neglecting emotional matters will lead to regret. You may be busy, but taking care of your family's or personal partner's needs first will be necessary if you want to get back to business without interference or interruption. 2 stars

Signs your neighbor might be a serial killer:

• He's really nice and quiet and never makes a peep.

• You keep helping him bury bodies, but he maintains it isn't a habit.

• He swears emphatically that he's not a serial killer.

• He swears emphatically that he IS a serial killer.

• He says he's having people over for dinner and then laughs maniacally.

• You catch him perusing Serial Killing for Dummies.

• You complain about getting blood stains out of clothes, and he says "I know, right?"

• His "Kill 10, get one free" punch card is almost complete.

• He can't get enough of fava beans.

• His house-party mix is just "Die, Die, My Darling" on repeat.

• You mention that you love watching "Dexter" and he screams, "That show is wrong. ALL WRONG."

• His Christmas cards are written with individual letters cut out of magazines.

• He calls "Se7en" his favorite "comedy with a heart."

• "I've never killed a bunch of people" always eliminates him from a round of I've Never.

• His bumper sticker reads "Mass Murderers are Sissies."

• He is currently stabbing you repeatedly.

• He writes a Ledge titled "Signs your neighbor might be a serial killer."

Andrew R. Juhl thanks Brian Tanner (@MojoWild) for today's Ledge material.

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