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ARIES (March 21-April 19): Keep your options open. You don't have to make a commitment if you aren't ready. Time is on your side, and the possibilities are endless. An important relationship will expand into a bright and fruitful future. Embrace change.

TAURUS (April 20-May 20): Be careful whom you deal with. Not all will offer an honest assessment of what they can contribute. Get everything in writing. Overspending, taking on too much, or trying to impress someone with lavish offerings will be your downfall.

GEMINI (May 21-June 20): Be confident about what you have to offer. Let your skills lead the way and speak on your behalf. It's what you do that will make a difference and win you a spot in the limelight. Love is in the stars.

CANCER (June 21-July 22): Keep your thoughts to yourself, and avoid an emotional confrontation. Put your trust in what you know you can do, and forget about asking for favors. In the end, you will get the most satisfaction from doing your own thing.

LEO (July 23-Aug. 22): Mingle, share ideas, and make positive changes. Helping others will lead to the support you need to push your ideas through to the top. A professional change will help you earn respect and bring in more cash.

VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22): Say little, but do a lot. Your satisfaction and success will be directly linked to how much you accomplish. Partnerships and joint ventures will not be in your best interest. Go it alone, and take the credit and the rewards offered.

LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 22): Keep your wits about you when dealing with emotional matters. Think every situation through before you decide to make a move. Back away from anyone looking for an argument; use diplomacy to get your way.

SCORPIO (Oct. 23-Nov. 21): Put more effort into finance, health, and legal matters. Don't be fooled by someone's promises or faulty investment schemes. Opt for a lifestyle that will help you reach your goals.

SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. 21): Keep making positive changes personally and professionally, and you will reach your goals. If someone tries to bully or pressure you, stand up for your rights. Don't be afraid to do your own thing. Personal improvements will boost your appeal.

CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19): Don't take on something you don't want to do. Slow down, and refuse to be forced into an impulsive move. Emotions will be difficult to control and are best left concealed. Don't feel obligated to take care of someone else's responsibilities.

AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18): Don't let anyone limit what you can do or learn. Take the initiative to expand your skills and knowledge through research and trial and error. Experimentation is one of your strong points, and it will put you in a good position to succeed.

PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20): Put some muscle into the changes you want to make to your home. With a little effort, you will make the differences you need to expand on a moneymaking idea you've been contemplating for some time.



Misusing a Time Machine:

· Go to one week before the Soprano's finale, write a blog post detailing how you think the show will end, and BLOW EVERYONE'S MINDS WHEN YOU ARE RIGHT.

· Every six months, jumping forward six months so your car stereo always displays the right time.

· Showing H.G. Wells one of the many mediocre film adaptations of his work.

· Calling Babe Ruth's home run and Lou Gehrig's disease.

· Travel past the unsurvivable part of the rebirth of the universe. Now there really is no escape from immortality, Idiot.

· Going back and placing exorbitant bets on the outcome of every M&Ms color vote.

· Being able to tell every creationist "Why, yes!" when they ask "Were you there?"

· Buying throwback jerseys at throwback prices.

· Writing science fiction that's COMPLETELY SPOT ON, but juxtaposing the names to just to mess with everyone in the future.

· Trying to kill Hitler (it's a noble goal, sure; but if you fail, then Hitler has a time machine). · Putting yourself in the background of every famous photo ever taken.

· Watching the complete run of ALF uncut, before those syndication hack jobs removed so many jokes that even the DVD sets never recovered.

· Be the first person to post FIRST in the comments on Every. YouTube. Video. Ever.

Andrew R. Juhl thanks JM, ESJ, TD, AL, BR, MK, and KW for contributing to today's Ledge.






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