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ARIES (March 21-April 19): You will be tempted to say something you don't mean. Be mindful of others and keep on top of your responsibilities. A change at home can improve your life, but patience and compromise will be necessary.

TAURUS (April 20-May 20): Do something you've never done before and you will meet someone who inspires you. Use your imagination to improve your prospects. Explore new possibilities and focus on learning and achieving. A new business venture looks appealing.

GEMINI (May 21-June 20): Don't leave anything to chance. Get the facts and proceed with precision. Don't be afraid to put your own creative input into everything you do. Standing out will attract the interest of someone who is versatile and interesting. Love is highlighted.

CANCER (June 21-July 22): Let your charm shine through. The more engaging and unique you are, the better. Keep an open mind, but refrain from sharing information that could be used against you. Don't fall for a get-rich-quick scheme. Protect your assets.

LEO (July 23-Aug. 22): Do things that bring about positive changes for you personally and professionally. Different people or surroundings will energize you. Romance is on the rise, and sharing your ideas with someone special will make your plans more enjoyable.

VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22): Do your own thing. Don't let anyone put you in a compromising position or bait you into an argument. Doing your own thing and focusing on what will benefit you will bring you the highest return.

LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 22): Emotions will spin out of control if you let someone take over and dictate what you can and can't do. Do your own thing and learn while you go. The end result will lead to an unexpected partnership. Work on making personal improvements.

SCORPIO (Oct. 23-Nov. 21): Short trips will lead to information and ideas that will improve your current personal situation. Don't take on more than you can handle at work or you will appear to be incompetent. A money deal will not be as good as it appears.

SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. 21): Look over any transactions you make in detail. An investment or unexpected financial gain will change the way you live and what you do. The dynamics of a relationship will change, leaving you in a much better position.

CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19): Tread carefully when dealing with business partners. Someone will make a last-minute alteration that will throw you off your game. Don't let your emotions show or give in to manipulation. Focus on what you want and don't budge.

AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18): Your unusual ideas will lead to fast cash. Sharing and taking part in demonstrations will prove to be enlightening and could attract the attention of someone who has exactly what you need to turn a dream into a reality. Romance is on the rise.

PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20): Get out and do things with people who are youthful and entertaining. It will lift your spirits and give you some food for thought. Negotiations are favored, along with solid investments and sharing your emotional desires.



The Truth About Cats and Dogs:

• It's not so much whether someone is a "dog person" or a "cat person" as it is whether someone is a "doesn't mind smelling dog farts person" or a "doesn't mind stepping in cat puke person."

• Cats, unlike dogs, can never be trained. Cats might consider suggestions, but they will never take orders.

• When you get a shelter cat or dog and it doesn't work out, you should never take them back to the shelter. Just simply move out and let them keep the place; that's the classy action.

• When your dog gets tired of playing fetch, you just end up feeling like a horrible person who stole a toy out of its mouth and threw it across the room; when your cat gets tired of playing catch, that means you have a cat.

• Dogs and cats both translate "I'm going out so be good" as "I'm going to be gone long enough for you to try and fail to hide the evidence of whatever you're planning on destroying, but don't let that stop you in any way." It is in this way that pets are most like children.

• If you ever have the choice between getting a cat and getting a dog, always get a dog, otherwise you'll end up with a cat.

Andrew R. Juhl can dog a cat but can't cat a dog—because that's not a thing.






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