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ARIES (March 21-April 19): Your intuition will lead you in the right direction regarding personal matters. Don't let your emotions run wild or disrupt your plans. Give someone you love the benefit of the doubt. Focus on self-improvement, not on trying to change others. 3 stars

TAURUS (April 20-May 20): You'll be disappointed if you leave yourself open to criticism. Losses are likely if you trust someone else with your cash. Don't fold under pressure or provoke a problem with someone in an authoritative position. 3 stars

GEMINI (May 21-June 20): Use your skills to do something to benefit a cause you believe in. Your actions will impress onlookers and discourage any competition you face. Don't hold back on negotiations. Present and sell what you have to offer. 4 stars

CANCER (June 21-July 22): You will face confusion and emotional distress if you aren't accepting of the changes going on around you. Sit back and adjust to the inevitable and you will improve your chance to maintain your status and reputation. Hone your skills. 2 stars

LEO (July 23-Aug. 22): A go-getter attitude will make a difference. Your expertise, knowledge and ability to be a leader can be put to good use. The work you do to help others will pay off. Let your emotions and discipline lead the way. 5 stars

VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22): Money matters will be questionable. Don't spend more than your budget allows. Emotional situations, settlements, contracts and medical issues must be dealt with carefully. Sit tight and observe what everyone around you is doing. 3 stars

LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 22): Acceptance will be crucial. You may not like the changes going on around you, but if you are willing to compromise, you will find a way to make them work for you. Don't let an incident or a misunderstanding lead to a parting of ways. 3 stars

SCORPIO (Oct. 23-Nov. 21): The energy around you is infectious. Discuss your plans with someone you trust and present what you have to offer. The response you get will lead to significant alterations that can be lucrative for you. Travel and romance are in the stars. 3 stars

SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. 21): Improve your personal life by making positive changes to your home environment. Money can be made through investments, negotiations, a settlement or gift. Don't hold back -- share your ideas and you will encourage others to pitch in and help. 5 stars

CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19): Listen carefully, but don't make an impulsive move based on hearsay. Focus on yourself and what you want to do in the future. Make arrangements to learn, train and master the skills you need to reach your goals. 2 stars

AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18): Strive to get ahead. Send out your resume, set up an interview, start your own business or make self-improvements that will lead to greater confidence and success. Change will spark your enthusiasm and inspire you to move forward with your plans. 4 stars

PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20): Insecurity will take over, causing problems for you when discussing your plans. Expect opposition from someone in an authoritative position. Stick close to home and work on self-improvements that will encourage you to have faith in your ability.



'80s Hits EXPOSED:

• Jenny's number was actually 867-5903.

• If you could stop the world, it would cause everything and everyone to be immediately launched sideways at hundreds of miles per hour, which is nowhere close to escape velocity, so other people wouldn't even burn — let alone melt — with you.

• Girls, not to mention young women, desire a great many things — only one of which is fun.

• The groupie in question shook Brian Johnson five times for a total of four hours, 23 minutes (including refractory periods). While commendable, it is hardly "all night."

• Your kiss not only made my list of The Best Things in Life, it also made my annual Worst Dressed list — you've got a bit of 'stache going, honey.

• The USA's crime rate is several times that of Australia, meaning the land "up over" is better described as where men plunder. (Statistics regarding feminine rates of glow were not available at press time.)

• At no moment did Eileen never mean more than approximately 78 percent.

• The name most likely comes from the expression "the blue devils," which are intense visual hallucinations that may accompany severe alcohol withdrawal, a common malady of oppressed and enslaved blacks in the late-17th century U.S. — but, yeah Elton, I guess it's OK to also invoke the term for not getting laid enough.

Andrew R. Juhl and the LCFG do not acknowledge these songs as "before your time;" they are timeless.






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