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ARIES (March 21-April 19): Don't keep your feelings all locked up. As long as you extend warmth, compassion, and affection while expressing your feelings, you will come out on top. Work to encourage important partnerships, and you will strengthen your position.

TAURUS (April 20-May 20): Find out all you can about everyone and everything. The more information you gather, the easier it will be to make a good decision. Someone will discourage you from following your own path. Do what feels right, not what others want.

GEMINI (May 21-June 20): Keep your life honest and realistic. Sharing personal information will backfire. Focus on self-improvement and keeping a low profile for the time being. A little time spent on yourself instead of everyone around you will pay off.

CANCER (June 21-July 22): Get fit. Do whatever it takes to improve your health, and encourage a new routine that is geared toward looking and feeling your best. You can't put a price on good health. Love is on the rise, but so is temptation.

LEO (July 23-Aug. 22): Be careful as you move forward. Not everyone you work with will be on your side. Arguments will spin out of control if you are too gullible or sensitive. Focus on positive change and stabilizing your position. Don't spend unnecessarily.

VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22): Keep in mind that what you say might be used against you. Strategy coupled with physical work will help you reach the winners' circle. Haste makes waste, so take your time, and do things right the first time.

LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 22): Don't meddle in other people's affairs or let anyone interfere in your life. Stick to your agenda, and don't count on others to help. Use your skills, knowledge, and insight to guide you to the finish line.

SCORPIO (Oct. 23-Nov. 21): Don't worry about what everyone else is doing. Follow a creative idea to completion, and try to get what you want without getting into an argument. Incentives plus diplomacy will help you dismiss outside interference.

SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. 21): Enjoy what you have worked so hard to accumulate, but don't trust an outsider with your cash, possessions, or personal information. Talk over any improvements you want to make with a partner and work as a team to bring about positive changes at home.

CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19): Accept the inevitable, but don't give in to anyone with a bad idea. Focus on physical activities that will help you blow off steam and put things in perspective. You can make positive changes to your surroundings, but don't go over budget.

AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18): Say little to friends, relatives, and neighbors. Do your own thing, and refuse to get involved in any joint ventures. Take time to research a project you want to pursue. Knowledge is the key to becoming successful. Prepare to make positive changes.

PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20): Get rid of any negativity in your life. You are best to focus on who you are and the personal changes you want to make. It's up to you to move forward and leave the past behind you.



Things My Wife Says to Our Cats That I Also Say to My Wife:

• "Just because I'M eating string cheese doesn't mean YOU have to eat string cheese."

• "You know, it's really hard to type with you sitting on my lap."

• "I think I'm clean enough without you grooming me, thanks."

• "Next time you vomit on the floor, you're cleaning it up yourself."

• "Awww, you have the cutest whiskers."

• "You're sweet, but holy hell, your breath stinks."

• "You … might need a bath."

• "STOP EATING THAT."

• "You've been sleeping a lot lately. Are you sick or dying or something?"

• "I love how soft and furry you are."

• "How is your hair is all over my clothes?"

• "How can you be SO adorable when you're asleep and SO obnoxious when you're awake?"

• "Stop trying to eat all the chocolate."

• "Ow ow ow. Nails."

• "Did you pee in the bed again!?"

• "When I catch you, I'm rubbing your nose in this."

• "Get off my face."

• "Why — how did you get wet?"

• "Ouch. No biting."

• "Thank all the gods you can't possibly get pregnant."

Andrew R. Juhl wishes Lindsey happy birthday.






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