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ARIES (March 21-April 19): Don't fight the inevitable. Choose your words carefully. Do your best, and keep moving forward. Let your creativity take over, and spend your time developing ideas and planning your course of action. Discipline and hard work will pay off.

TAURUS (April 20-May 20)): Get organized, and address information required to make a positive change. Your intuition won't let you down. Follow your heart, and make an adjustment that will help you get what you want. Don't overpay for something.

GEMINI (May 21-June 20): Refrain from buying something you don't need. Someone will mislead you regarding an investment or legal matter. Ask questions before you promise to contribute your money, time, or knowledge to someone else's business or plan. Protect your interests.

CANCER (June 21-July 22): An impulsive move will set you back. Don't let emotions lead to a poor decision. Look for a creative outlet, or take part in a cultural or philosophical event that will help you decipher what you want to do next.

LEO (July 23-Aug. 22): Make choices that lead to personal freedom and enable you to use your skills more diversely. Initiate a healthier lifestyle. Put in the effort required to break bad habits, and make wise choices regarding your physical, emotional, and financial position.

VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22): Get involved in social events. Participation will give you the opportunity to show off what you have to offer and to attract interest in your ideas, concerns, and future direction. A partnership will develop with someone special.

LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 22): Don't let the changes going on around you ruin your day. Take part in events that offer mental stimulation or add to your skills and knowledge. Someone you offer help to will spark an idea that can change your life.

SCORPIO (Oct. 23-Nov. 21): Don't put pressure on others to do or see things your way. Do your own thing, and you will attract the attention of the people you wish to work with. Love is highlighted, and romance will lead to a special promise.

SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. 21): An opportunity to make a residential move or to update your current abode will bring you great joy and bring about conversations that will help you stabilize your relationship with someone you want to spend more time with.

CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19): Stick close to home, and make plans to do things with the people you love. Beneficial alterations made to your surroundings should be geared toward practicality and pleasure. Love is on the rise, and romantic overtures will be appreciated.

AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18): Focus on helping those less fortunate than you, but don't get tangled up in someone's personal affairs. If you meddle, you could be blamed for a negative outcome. Focus on home improvements and nurturing your relationships with the ones you love.

PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20): Share your emotions with someone you care about, but don't lecture. A positive and unique approach will get you closer to a solution that suits both your needs. Don't let outside demands put a wedge between you and someone you love.



Olympic Events:

• If typos were an Olympic event, I'd take home both glod and sliver.

• If napping were an Olympic event, I'd probably sleep through the qualifiers.

• If problem drinking were an Olympic event, I'd fall asleep on the couch while watching it on television and then probably piss myself.

• If being a good wingman were an Olympic event, I'd bang the winner's girlfriend.

• If time management were an Olympic event, I'd probably get to it at some point.

• If complaining were an Olympic event, it would be stupid and boring, and I'm cold.

• If sarcasm were an Olympic event, I'm sooo sure you'd be the best at it.

• If climaxing were an Olympic event, my girlfriend would never finish.

• If haiku were an Olympic event, I guess this would qualify.

• If understanding how sports worked were an Olympic event, I'd have a blue ribbon.

• If bronzing were an Olympic event, I'd have the bronzest gold medal ever.

• If coupon doubling were an Olympic event, I'd have three gold medals.

• If baking were an Olympic event, I'd have a whole bag of Gold Medal.

• If hoarding was an Olympic event, I'd have 29 bronze medals.

• If awesome teenage mutant ninja turtle names were an Olympic event, I'd be Thomas Kinkade.

• If beating a dead horse were an Olympic event, this Ledge would be like taking Mjolner to Secretariat.

Andrew R. Juhl thanks all his friends who collaborated on today's Ledge.






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