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ARIES (March 21-April 19): A change of scenery will do you good. Making a residential or professional move should be considered and looked into. It's up to you to make things happen, so don't sit back waiting for things to come to you.

TAURUS (April 20-May 20): A partnership will turn out to be better than anticipated. Nurture and protect what you have worked hard to build, and be willing to share with those who complement your talents and meet you every step of the way.

GEMINI (May 21-June 20): Focus on discipline and breaking old habits. Encourage a better lifestyle and healthier attitude. Do what's best for you and the ones you love, and be prepared to walk away from anything or anyone who is detrimental to achieving your goals.

CANCER (June 21-July 22): You've got what it takes to succeed, so don't stop short of your goals. Let your creativity take over, and discuss your ambitions and ideas. Don't let someone's unpredictable nature ruin your plans. Do your own thing, and show off your capabilities.

LEO (July 23-Aug. 22): Pick up the pace, and don't leave room for error. It's important not to waste time arguing with someone who doesn't share your point of view. Do what works best for you, and don't look back. Your confidence will lead to success.

VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22): You will inspire enthusiasm in others just by following through with your plans and showing everyone what you are capable of doing. Collaborating with others must be done cautiously. Someone will take credit for your hard work, patience, and talent.

LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 22): Show everyone what you are capable of doing. Your ability coupled with your finesse, intelligence, and originality will help you seal a deal. Travel, communication, and picking up valuable information are all favored. Romance and self-improvement are highlighted.

SCORPIO (Oct. 23-Nov. 21): Live, learn, and listen. You will gain the most if you talk to people who have experience. Your ability to take information and apply it to something you want to pursue will bring good results and recognition.

SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. 21): Make changes to the way you look or in professional partnerships you have established. Negotiations will turn in your favor. Ask for what you want, but don't promise something you cannot deliver.

CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19): You will be honored for your help, donations, and whatever contributions you make. Take any opportunity you get to discuss your plans for the future with someone influential, and you will get the go-ahead to follow through with your vision.

AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18): Don't let your emotions take over. Keep your thoughts to yourself, and focus on your business, plans, and self-improvement. Formulate what you want to achieve, and do whatever it takes to reach your goal and reap the rewards you deserve.

PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20): Don't waste time when you should be working diligently to position yourself for future success. A problem at home must not cloud your vision or lead to poor health. A short trip or physical change can help you avoid an unnecessary conflict.



Draw Me Like One of Your French Girls:

• Slather me in mayonnaise like one of your French fries.

• Strike me like one of your French transit workers (it's OK, really, I'm into it).

• Do me on a slab of clay like one of your French Opens.

• Be patient with me even when I pee on the rug in the foyer like one of your French bulldogs.

• Stipple me like one of your French Impressionist paintings.

• Enjoy me slowly while I get you a little drunk like one of your French wines.

• Use me, but only from time to time, because you know I'm actually bad for you like one of your French dressings.

• Accuse me of having done nothing memorable since "3rd Rock from the Sun" like one of your French Stewarts.

• Blow me hard while lightly fingering my buttons like one of your French horns.

• Be obstinate about totally knowing English and refusing to ever actually fracking speak it like one of your French Canadians.

• Fill me with ennui like one of your French New Waves.

• Open my eyes to the contrived complications of spelling and grammar designed to reduce literacy among the lower classes and reinforce the existing power structure like one of your conspiracy theories about the French written language, plus it's also a double entendre.

• Give me just the tip, like one of your French manicures.

Andrew R. Juhl thanks AHW, AL, AT, DH, JW, KW, and LTD for help on today's Ledge






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