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ARIES (March 21-April 19): The test will be to bring about the changes necessary to fulfill your dreams without upsetting someone you are close to. Think outside the box, and you will find an arrangement that will satisfy you and the ones you love.

TAURUS (April 20-May 20): Take control, and stay within your budget. Don't feel the need to make an impulsive move based on an overrated opinion someone offers. Share your thoughts, and be ready to compensate for anyone who falls short of his or her obligations.

GEMINI (May 21-June 20): Offer help because you want to, not because you want something. Be up-front about the way you think and what you expect to gain by offering your services. Emotional blackmail will be used to coerce you in to doing something. Proceed with caution.

CANCER (June 21-July 22): Ask for help, and you will receive it. A chance to make a professional change looks promising. Higher income is what you should aim for. An emotional situation that concerns you can be resolved, so make decisions based on your needs.

LEO (July 23-Aug. 22): Research an offer before you decide to move forward. A new acquaintance will take advantage of your generosity and gullibility. Don't sign anything that will leave you financially liable. Someone you deal with has a hidden agenda.

VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22): Take a different approach to an old idea, and you will hit the jackpot. Face a situation that concerns you, and don't back down until you get the response you want. The events that unfold will turn out to be a blessing.

LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 22): Volunteering for a cause you believe in will lead to a new opportunity. Don't let your emotions get involved when you face a tough decision. Keep an open mind as well as a tight hold on your money and possessions.

SCORPIO (Oct. 23-Nov. 21): A professional opening will give you the chance to use all your skills to the fullest. Present what you can offer in a creative and unique way. Standing out in the crowd should be your goal if you want to leave a lasting impression.

SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. 21): Initiate changes that will bring you closer to your personal goal. Don't let someone's emotional manipulation stop you from following through with your plans. Face problems head-on, and keep moving forward.

CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19): Put original plans into play. A deal or proposal will bring high returns. A new position will give you the freedom to expand your interests and will also help to improve your personal life. Speak up, and make things happen.

AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18): Do whatever it takes to get ahead. Act quickly to secure a position that becomes available. Love is on the rise; show someone special how romantic you can be. Make arrangements to follow through with a commitment you made.

PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20): Don't be confused by all the choices you face. Anticipate the outcome of each, and narrow down your options quickly. Don't let anyone push you in a direction that doesn't suit you. Let your experience help you.



All Dolled-Up:

• Show me on this American Girls doll where the defendant taught you about the increased focus on cradle-to-grave welfare initiatives ignited by the American industrial revolution.

• Show me on this Pussycat Doll where the defendant wishes his girlfriend was hot like her.

• Show me on this Matryoshka doll where the defendant nested several smaller versions of yourself.

• Show me on this paper doll where the defendant's lawyers were too poor to buy a proper doll.

• Show me on this Goo Doo Doll where the defendant is overrated as an artist.

• Show me on this Roald Dahl where the defendant suggested there was a big friendly giant.

• Show me on this Barbie fashion doll where the defendant gave you unattainable standards for physical beauty at an early age.

• Show me on this Dolly Parton where the — yep, OK.

• Show me on this bobblehead doll where the defendant has an unhealthy obsession with kitsch.

• Show me on this Chyna Doll where the defendant was forced out of a promising career in professional wrestling, then released a series of sex tapes, but has now been teaching English in Japan for the last several years, so I guess everything worked out?

• Show me on this rag doll where the defendant should have stopped listening to Aerosmith.

• Show me on this voodoo doll where the defendant — OH MY GOD, THAT WAS A HORRIBLE IDEA.

Andrew R. Juhl thanks JW, JM, and CW for contributing to today's Ledge.






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