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ARIES (March 21-April 19): Say whatever is on your mind, but remember to be diplomatic to avoid any regrets. A change in position will take a bit of getting used to, but once you master what needs to be done, you’ll advance quickly.

TAURUS (April 20-May 20): Revisit an idea that still interests you. The timing is right to start something new. An emotional issue that has concerned you can be amended if you set new ground rules. Say no to anyone trying to take advantage of you.

GEMINI (May 21-June 20): Don’t believe everything you hear. Someone will try to coax you by offering an empty promise. Your colleagues will talk behind your back if you mix business with pleasure. Honesty will be of utmost importance, so don’t exaggerate.

CANCER (June 21-July 22): Try something new, make an unusual change, and you will create a better future. Let go of the past, and make an effort to follow your heart and your dreams. If something isn’t turning out well, replace it with what makes you happy.

LEO (July 23-Aug. 22): Stop thinking about what you want to do; make it happen. A new business or hobby that involves something or someone you find entertaining will bring you satisfaction. Romance will improve your personal life.

VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22): Stay on top of any problems that are festering today. Difficulty seeing the truth or being fed false information can be expected. Dig deep, and find out what you need to know to force issues and get what you want.

LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 22): View any changes going on around you as a new adventure. Be inspired by what you see and those you admire. Update your personal papers, and secure your financial position. A partnership will open your eyes to a different way of living.

SCORPIO (Oct. 23-Nov. 21): Focus on forward motion. Don’t let anyone sidetrack you. A change in the way you present your talents or services will influence the outcome of a venture you want to pursue. If you need help, call in a favor. A partnership looks promising.

SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. 21): Go about your business, and put the changes in place that will help improve your personal life and your standard of living. An emotional matter will lead to a setback if you don’t address the situation quickly and truthfully.

CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19): Follow your heart, and do something that excites you. An interesting investment will grab your attention. Rework a proposal, change some of the trouble spots, and you will discover a successful enterprise.

AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18): Turn your surroundings in to a place of comfort and entertainment. Thinking about what you intend to do with the rest of your life will lead to an emotional discussion. Good things will develop if you start something new.

PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20): Don’t fight the inevitable. Hone your skills, and find a way to use your talents to serve your needs. You can get ahead if you refuse to let others put demands on your time. Don’t let criticism slow you down.



This Rally Is Getting Out of Hand

• WHAT DO WE WANT? (Restraint)
WHEN DO WE WANT IT? (Now)

• WHAT DO WE WANT? (A kitty)
WHEN DO WE WANT IT? (Meow)

• WHAT DO WE WANT? (Precision)
WHEN DO WE WANT IT? (In a week or so)

• WHAT DO WE WANT? (Assertiveness)
WHEN DO WE WANT IT? (Whenever works best for you)

• WHAT DO WE WANT? (Specificity)
WHEN DO WE WANT IT? (Two days, seven hours, and 13 minutes from … Now)

• WHAT DO WE WANT? (Less censorship)
WHEN DO WE WANT IT? ([REDACTED])

• WHAT DO WE WANT? (Fewer abbreviations)
WHEN DO WE WANT IT? (ASAP)

• WHAT DO WE WANT? (Free will)
WHEN DO WE WANT IT? (As God allows)

• WHAT DO WE WANT? (Less redundancy)
WHEN DO WE WANT IT? (Quickly, promptly, soon)

• WHAT DO WE WANT? (Star Wars)
WHEN DO WE WANT IT? (A long, long time ago)

• WHAT DO WE WANT? (Slow and steady progress)
WHEN DO WE WANT IT? (In due time)

• WHAT DO WE WANT? (*everybody says something different*)
WHEN DO WE WANT IT? (*everybody says something different*)

• WHAT DO WE WANT? (Decisive leadership)
WHEN DO WE WANT IT? (You tell us. Take the initiative, for once.)

• WHAT DO WE WANT? (An end to the “What do we want?” jokes)
WHEN DO WE WANT IT? (… You’re a jerk, you know that, Juhl?)

Andrew R. Juhl thanks MO, JW and PS for contributing to today’s Ledge.






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