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ARIES (March 21-April 19): You will not see an emotional situation clearly. Don't jump to conclusions or act in haste. Concentrate on contracts, finances, and negotiations, not petty arguments that you will live to regret. Change can be good if you make the right choice.

TAURUS (April 20-May 20): Consider taking a mini-vacation. Someone special will be eager to take off at short notice. The more spontaneous you are, the better. You'll enjoy learning about different cultures or spending time relaxing with a loved one.

GEMINI (May 21-June 20): Check out your career options, but don't make a hasty decision or quit one job without securing a better one first. Make personal improvements that will add to your comfort at home or update your looks, appeal, or knowledge.

CANCER (June 21-July 22): A nervous stomach caused by an unpredictable situation is likely if you have something to hide or have neglected your health. Backtrack quickly, and use all the charm you can muster to turn a negative into a positive. Express your feelings.

LEO (July 23-Aug. 22): Do your best to get along and to exhibit consistency when faced with emotional situations. Let relationships develop naturally. Share physical activities instead of getting into a deep discussion that has the potential to turn into a polarizing debate.

VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22): Helping others will give you an opportunity to show off your skills. Don't give in to anyone making unreasonable demands. A relationship will turn sour if a lack of honesty is allowed to develop.

LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 22): Learn from the experience you have with others. You can make changes that will enhance your appearance or add to your spiritual awareness. A positive change in a romantic relationship is apparent if you are patient and control your emotions.

SCORPIO (Oct. 23-Nov. 21): Do something you really enjoy doing. This is a great day to discuss partnerships and creative projects. Don't limit what you can do because you are too shy or secretive to speak up and share. Listen carefully, and respond honestly.

SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. 21): Find a way to cut expenses. Review bank statements, income-tax deductions, utilities and residential bills, and set up a budget you can stick to. Saving in order to raise your standard of living will pay off and impress someone you love.

CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19): Emotions will be difficult to control. Share your thoughts, and consider innovative suggestions. You can get ahead and improve your living arrangements as well as your personal relationships if you speak truthfully about your feelings.

AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18): Take care of your needs. Check out alternative medicines, practices, and fitness programs that can help you stay balanced and energetic enough to keep up with your peers, children, and your partner. Don't get angry or disappointed; get moving.

PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20): Problems with authority figures or immigration and customs officials can be expected if you travel. Instead, stick closer to home, and do things with friends and relatives. Talking about your money ideas or professional plans will lead to helpful responses.



New Collective Nouns:

• an exclusive of hipsters

• a snob of critics

• a congress of felons • a led of zeppelins

• a yoda of Trekkies

• a hush of librarians

• a FIRST of commenters

• an abstraction of poets

• a pubescence of freshmen

• a graffle of Fraggles

• a scandal of lesbians

• a fabulous of gays

• a hotbed of bisexuals

• a boring of straights

• a lipsmack of cannibals

• a buttload of Kardashians

• a dwelling of homeless

• a bhang of hippies

• a circle of Directioners

• a lemming of Beliebers

• a tuck of drag queens

• a siiiiiiigh of athiests

• a gop of the uninsured

• an odor of neckbeards

• a of Men in Black

• an arrogance of surgeons

• a smug of vegans

• a studmuffin of Juhls

Andrew R. Juhl thanks TD, ML, DH, CO, KW, and RS for contributing to today's Ledge.






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