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ARIES (March 21-April 19): Let your charm help you define what you intend to do and how you expect to reach your goals, and you will impress someone with connections. Simple but definite personal changes will enhance your appearance and improve important relationships.

TAURUS (April 20-May 20): Experience will be your ticket to success. Listen, learn, and implement what you pick up into your everyday routine, and you will up your chance to get ahead. Limit your expenses at home. Cut corners, and avoid unnecessary purchases.

GEMINI (May 21-June 20): Be secretive about the changes you want to make. Don't give anyone the benefit of the doubt. Revealing the way you feel about someone or something will leave you in a precarious position. Protect yourself from being taken advantage of.

CANCER (June 21-July 22): You will face restrictions if you neglect to take care of your responsibilities. Don't give in to demands that will keep you from completing your tasks. Ask for help rather than offering to do things for others.

LEO (July 23-Aug. 22): Trying to make a difference will bring you great satisfaction along with interesting new connections. Getting involved and using your skills to set new standards will lead to an opportunity to step into the spotlight and present what you have to offer.

VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22): Keep business and pleasure separate. Emotional matters will lead to setbacks, depression, or a misunderstanding that will be difficult to rectify. Focus on what you can do, and put your best foot forward. Don't dwell on regrets or the past.

LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 22): Put travel, pleasure, and romance at the top of your list. Changing the way you approach projects, your philosophy, and your relationships with others will put an interesting slant on the responses you get. Express your desires.

SCORPIO (Oct. 23-Nov. 21): Consider an investment opportunity, but do your own research instead of buying in to the hype. Disagreements will be a waste of time. Discuss plans, and be willing to compromise or go it alone. Make love, not war, and you'll get your way.

SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. 21): Your emotions will lead to all sorts of interesting encounters. A last-minute change will spin into an adventure you don't want to miss. An investment will lead to an opportunity that can help you stabilize your current standard of living.

CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19): You will experience a change of heart regarding your professional direction because of an unsettling occurrence. Take some time to observe and re-evaluate your next move. It's best not to be impulsive if you want to avoid a financial setback.

AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18): Fix up your home, or make plans that will help you form closer relationships. Don't argue a moot point when you should adapt and make changes that are in the best interest of everyone you care about.

PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20): Don't spare detail. Honesty and integrity will be essential if you want to avoid being blamed for offering false information. Put your effort into your work as well as connecting with people who share your interests and skills.

Why I'm in such good shape:

• I carry a heavy burden wherever I go.

• I tend to skip things often.

• I'm constantly running away from responsibilities.

• I hurdle over chairs, tables, and people to get to the lunch buffet.

• I play a lot of games with people.

• I've been spinning my wheels for years.

• I jump through a lot of hoops for the UI.

• I like to pedal smut.

• I'm been bootlegging and rum-running.

• I start every morning tiptoeing around 12 steps.

• I've been exercising my demons.

• I'm a gigolo for the U.S. House, and I do a lot of reps.

• I only eat walking tacos.

• I frequently pull up short.

• I push buttons as hard as I can.

• I both do and eat six push-ups after every meal.

• I regularly walk out on my relationships.

• I get in 30 minutes of breaststroke at least three times/week.

• Your mom.

Andrew R. Juhl thanks JM, LTD, DH, SW, and ML for contributing to today's Ledge.

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