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ARIES (March 21-April 19): You know what you want to do, so get moving and follow your heart. A past mistake may come back to haunt you, but if you maintain honesty and integrity, you will be able to turn any negative in your life into a positive.

TAURUS (April 20-May 20): Dig deep to find out exactly what's transpiring around you before you make a decision that can alter your position or your progress. Ask questions and demand the truth. It's up to you to protect your interests.

GEMINI (May 21-June 20): Whatever you do to help a cause, you will end up reaping rewards. Your ability to persuade others to take part will attract attention. Keep the momentum flowing and strive to finish whatever you start. Bring about positive changes.

CANCER (June 21-July 22): Your interest in changing your professional direction or desire to learn something new will lead to exciting new research. Take your time and hone new skills before you decide to implement change. Don't let moodiness hold you back.

LEO (July 23-Aug. 22): Talks will lead to arguments and little accomplishment. Take action, follow through with your plans and stand behind your work and the outcome of whatever you do. Say little and do a lot to avoid interference and negativity.

VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22): A joint venture will concern you. Don't let outsiders take care of your money. Do your due diligence and filter through your personal papers until you feel comfortable with where you stand financially. Set a budget and put your plans in motion.

LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 22): The more you do to help others, the more you will get in return. Your talent will not go unnoticed. You will attract people who share your interests and concerns and are also willing to contribute to your plan of action. Romance is highlighted.

SCORPIO (Oct. 23-Nov. 21): Put more thought in to ways you can make your home more user-friendly and conducive to the projects you want to achieve. Letting others talk you in to spending more than you want will be your downfall. Focus on minimalism.

SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. 21): Improve your appearance, what you stand for and your life. Changes at home will improve your attitude and help you find new opportunities to increase your standard of living. Love is on the rise, and romance is encouraged.

CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19): Move forward with caution. Not everyone will be on your side. Be prepared to counter whatever opposition you face. Put your efforts in to home improvements, but get the go-ahead first from anyone influenced by your choices.

AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18): Partnerships are highlighted. Iron out any disagreements amicably. Arguing will be a waste of time. Follow through with any promises you make. Love is in the stars, and making a concerted effort to live up to a commitment will enhance your relationship.

PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20): Gather information, ask questions and consider your options. Once you have a clear-cut picture of the life journey you want to take, you will know how to proceed. Prepare to jump into action and make your dreams come true. ‬‬‬‬‬‬



New Year's Resolutions I've Already Broken:

• I resolve to stop calling my friend Matt a "douche face" behind his back.

• I resolve to stop calling my friend Matt a "doucheface" directly to his (douche) face.

• I resolve to continue to demand a comprehensive national energy policy ... if gas hits $3 again.

• I resolve to stop looking at my Visual Dictionary of Infectious Diseases directly preceding bedtime.

• I resolve to stop issuing the warning "I am about to compel you with the power of TOO MUCH HARD ROCK" before performing my silver-throated, heart-melting karaoke rendition of "Dance Magic Dance" from Labyrinth.

• I resolve to stop getting mad at my cats' taco farts.

• I resolve to stop, collaborate, and listen.

• I resolve to quit reading so many comic books ... during work ... in important meetings. • I resolve not to do anything you wouldn't do, but only because you suck.

• I resolve to be more loving, assuming this pesky rash goes away.

• I resolve to stop deriding our worthless, ineffectual, disgrace of a Congress ... starting tomorrow.

Andrew R. Juhl thanks Jessica for helping with today's Ledge.






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