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ARIES (March 21-April 19): Get involved in the events, activities, and networking functions that will allow you to use your skills and make new contacts. Don't be discouraged by critical individuals when you should put your thoughts and energy into excelling.

TAURUS (April 20-May 20): You'll be tempted to overspend on items you don't need. Think before you commit to any deal that requires monthly contributions or payments. Unexpected bills are likely to leave you short of cash. Pace yourself in all aspects of your life.

GEMINI (May 21-June 20): Emotional deception will be present when dealing with business partnerships. Focus on what's in front of you instead of wallowing in past regrets or failures. There is much to gain if you approach life in a vibrant and engaging manner.

CANCER (June 21-July 22): Make career choices that will lead to professional advancement and more money. Educational pursuits will lead to contacts that will play a part in helping you reach your goals. Love and romance will have an effect on your life.

LEO (July 23-Aug. 22): Your energetic mood will attract attention and bring about an opportunity to get ahead. Attend conferences, seminars, or networking events that will allow you to meet potential clients. Don't let an emotional situation ruin your chances to advance.

VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22): Interacting with people who have knowledge or expertise regarding something that interests you will lead to an unusual opportunity. Explore your options, and consider a partnership that can help you develop new skills. Love is in the stars.

LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 22): Your ability to see all sides of an issue will help bring order to a chaotic situation. Your talent will not go unnoticed, and greater personal and professional assistance will be offered. A positive change regarding an important relationship is apparent.

SCORPIO (Oct. 23-Nov. 21): Draw from experience in order to avoid being taken for granted. Keep life simple, and refrain from unnecessary spending. Concentrating on home, developing innovative ideas, and mastering what you enjoy doing the most. Make romance a priority.

SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. 21): Put honesty and integrity first. Don't evade issues that need to be addressed. The purpose of clearing the air is to allow you to move ahead without guilt. Do what needs to be done, and don't look back.

CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19): Size up whatever situation you face without getting into a dispute with someone who is disagreeable. Work alone in order to avoid interference. Put more into home, family, and self-improvement, and you will make gains and avoid disruptions.

AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18): Surround yourself with people who are aiming to get the same results as you. Focus on work, partnerships, and getting ahead. Don't get into senseless arguments over petty matters. Do your own thing, and try to make monetary gains.

PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20): Keep a low profile. Now is not the time to confront a situation. Instead, put your time and effort into your dreams and ideas. Once you have an ironclad plan in place, you can make your move with confidence. ‬‬‬‬‬‬



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