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ARIES (March 21-April 19): A joint venture will turn in your favor. Trust in your instincts to make a suitable choice regarding partnerships and personal changes. Don't be daunted by opposition. Do your own thing, and success will follow.

TAURUS (April 20-May 20): Concentrate on obtaining information, not dishing it out. Less will be more appropriate, no matter what you are doing. Avoid a mishap by being precise and honest about your feelings and intentions. Simplicity and moderation will work best.

GEMINI (May 21-June 20): You can excel if you offer help to individuals who have something you want in return. Use your intelligence coupled with your persuasive skills to take control of any situation you face. Expand your interests, or plan to make a move.

CANCER (June 21-July 22): Don't act on hearsay. Put your time and effort into developing your talents, interests, and networking skills. Separate yourself from the competition, and present a unique version of what you have to offer. Someone from your past will help you.

LEO (July 23-Aug. 22): Explore new avenues of interest. Travel, communication, and learning will lead to new friendships and opportunities. Due diligence is necessary before you invest in someone else's ideas. You will gain more if you develop and follow through with your plans.

VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22): Concentrate on home, family, and personal investments. You can make gains if you are specific about what you put your money into. Attend a seminar that will raise your investment savvy. Romance and self-improvement projects look promising.

LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 22): Find a way to improve your relationships with people who have something to offer in return. Altering the way you do things, where you live, or with whom you associate will make a difference when you promote your ideas and services.

SCORPIO (Oct. 23-Nov. 21): Ease into the changes going on around you. Don't let anger take over when you should look for a way to adapt to whatever situations you face. Stick to simple, effective means and methods, and you will gain ground.

SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. 21): Turn your ideas into cash. Start a small, home-based business that will bring in extra income. You can improve your standard of living if you make a move or renovate to suit your growing interests and skills.

CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19): Observe what others do and say. Keep your distance from gossip and indecisive individuals. You need to build confidence in what you have to offer. Go it alone if that's what it takes to control the outcome of a situation you face.

AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18): Make professional moves, or take on more responsibilities. Develop an idea or service you have to offer. Focus on bringing in money, not dispersing it. A partnership or someone from your past can help you advance.

PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20): Don't let anyone take advantage of your desire to please, and don't wait for opportunities to come to you. Make a point to go after what you want. Love is in the stars, and putting time aside for someone special will pay off. ‬‬‬‬‬‬



Notes from my Anger Management Workshop:

• "While it's clear that you hate the New Guy in the Mailroom, it's not entirely clear why you hate him. The motivation has to more apparent."

• "I don't think you've committed enough to the underlying racism in these emails. They would benefit if invented — rather than research — some pseudo-racist epithets. Make it understood how much you hate this immigrant and his family, but be sure to maintain plausible deniability in case anyone questions your vocabulary."

• "Express your anger more productively. Don't just punch Don from down the hall in his fat, stupid face — kick him in the balls, too."

• "You're directing too much misplaced aggression at direct subordinates; spread your anger to underlings outside your chain-of-command, and never forget that you technically outrank janitors and part-time security guards, too."

• "Try a creative exercise. Enumerate, in writing, the "Feminazi Agenda" you believe is keeping you down, then use that list to improv a Men's Room rant against Laura from Accounting."

• "I can hear your anger when you hang up the phone but not when you type or chew gum. Where did it go? Are you all of the sudden not angry? Stay consistent."

• "I don't think you're hating broadly enough. Always remember that every person who has never met you, has no ill will toward you, and thus does not ever think about your plight is clearly discriminating against you as well."

Andrew R. Juhl thanks MO, JW, and KW for helping with today's Ledge.






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