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ARIES (March 21-April 19): Excess will be your downfall. Say no to people who are too demanding. Changes may not be to your liking, but if you're patient and willing to put in a little more effort, you will reach your goal.

TAURUS (April 20-May 20): Your strong, dependable nature will be appreciated, but don't feel you have to pay for others when you cannot afford to do so. Pride will turn into a costly situation. Romance is highlighted, but don't jeopardize your reputation.

GEMINI (May 21-June 20): Don't let criticism get in the way of a healthy relationship with someone you work or deal with daily. Put a difference of opinion aside, and focus on what needs to be accomplished. You can bring about change and make a difference.

CANCER (June 21-July 22): A creative project will turn out better than you anticipated. Love is on the rise, and an expression of your emotions will pay off. Your changing attitude will attract an interesting candidate who will lead to a unique partnership.

LEO (July 23-Aug. 22): You'll face opposition at home if you make promises you can't keep. To avoid an emotional dispute, include everyone in your plans. A trip or social event will change the way you view life. A new direction looks inviting.

VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22): You'll discover valuable information if you research, attend a conference, or ask an expert about the personal changes you want to embark on. You will attract positive attention from someone who interests you. Romance is on the rise, and a commitment can be made.

LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 22): Money problems will surface if you spend on aesthetics or luxury items that you don't need. A change in the way you view someone can be expected. Don't make a fuss; just try to keep the peace.

SCORPIO (Oct. 23-Nov. 21): Use your emotions to express the way you feel. Take a unique approach to divulging your interests or secrets to someone you want to spend more time with, and it could lead to a new adventure. Stick to your budget.

SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. 21): Ask questions, and you will get the lowdown on a festering situation before you make your move. Time is on your side, and positive results can be yours if you listen carefully to determine your best course of action.

CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19): Listen and learn. Back away from anyone who appears to be unpredictable or inconsistent. Focus on home, family, and the people you know you can trust. Romance will result in an improved personal life and a more stable future.

AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18): Don't overreact. It will be a waste of time and cause you to miss out on an opportunity that looks promising. Changes to work, money, and partnerships will lead to advancement and security. Don't let an emotional situation hold you back.

PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20): Re-evaluate your current position. Financial gains can be made if you are innovative in the way you approach an interview, project, or revised budget. Invest in yourself, your skills, and your future. Romance and personal improvements are on the rise. ‬‬‬‬‬‬

We hold these truths to be self-evident (and a little nerdy):

• "Pink Panther" is NOT the name of the character from the Pink Panther movies; it's the name of the DIAMOND that's always being stolen. The name of the CHARACTER is "Pink Panther's Monster."

• It would pretty amazing marketing if — just prior to the sequel — each camera take of The LEGO Movie was posted as a separate YouTube video and the fans had to figure out the playlist order that assembled it.

• HOW THE HELL ARE THE WEASLEYS POOR?! They can literally create nearly all their basic necessities out of THIN FREAKING AIR. The live in a MAGICAL, POST-SCARCITY SOCIETY with an INDENTURED UNDERCLASS. HOW THE HELL ARE THEY POOR?! (Not that this is important or worthy of discussion or something that I've dedicated more than a couple sleepless nights trying to fathom or anything.)

• It's a little ridiculous that "Time is a flat circle" became a new catch phrase in 2014 considering that wall clock was invented in Germany in 1510.

• Americans have absolutely no right being upset at the gradual, steady decline of their country; it was doomed the moment its founders built it on an Indian burial ground.

• Star Trek III is the greatest movie in the franchise. It has both Pastor Jim Ignatowski and prosecutor Dan Fielding attempting to portray scary Klingons and utterly failing to hilarious effect. Second place is a tie amng all the other movies that aren't Nemesis.

Andrew R. Juhl actually Khan't think of a better Star Trek movie.

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