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ARIES‭ (‬March‭ ‬21-April‭ ‬19‭)‬:‭ ‬Look the part, and go after what you want.‭ ‬Show confidence in all that you do, and you will impress the people who can help you get ahead.‭ ‬Don't give up;‭ ‬just make the adjustments necessary to advance.‭ ‬‬‬‬‬‬‬‬‬

TAURUS‭ (‬April‭ ‬20-May‭ ‬20‭)‬:‭ ‬Let your experience lead the way.‭ ‬Recall similar situations, and apply what you know in order to avoid past mistakes.‭ ‬Self-improvement projects will boost your confidence and attract positive attention.‭ ‬Romance will help a relationship that means a lot to you.‭ ‬‬‬‬‬‬‬‬‬

GEMINI‭ (‬May‭ ‬21-June‭ ‬20‭)‬:‭ ‬Jump into the spotlight.‭ ‬Helping others will give you the chance to show off your skills and meet people who can improve your life.‭ ‬Don't let any manipulative tactics deter you from doing what you want to do.‭ ‬‬‬‬‬‬‬‬

CANCER‭ (‬June‭ ‬21-July‭ ‬22‭)‬:‭ ‬Don't rush in to anything that could jeopardize your position or reputation.‭ ‬If you make‭ ‬assumptions,‭ ‬you will be disappointed.‭ ‬Concentrate on helping others or making your home more inviting and comfortable.‭ ‬Your surroundings should ease your stress,‭ ‬not add to it.‬‬‬‬‬‬‬‬‬‬‬

LEO‭ (‬July‭ ‬23-Aug.‭ ‬22‭)‬:‭ ‬Make your move, and you will outmaneuver someone who is trying to make you look bad.‭ ‬Don't get angry‭ ‬—‭ ‬take action.‭ ‬It's what you accomplish that will put you in a good position.‭ ‬Travel and communication will lead to success.‬‬‬‬‬‬‬‬‬‬

VIRGO‭ (‬Aug.‭ ‬23-Sept.‭ ‬22‭)‬:‭ ‬Do what you do best, and don't worry about what everyone else is doing.‭ ‬Follow your heart when it comes to personal improvements as well as your relationship with someone special.‭ ‬Trust your intuition, and let your emotions lead the way.

‬‬‬‬‬‬‬ LIBRA‭ (‬Sept.‭ ‬23-Oct.‭ ‬22‭)‬:‭ ‬Keep the peace, and make a point to compromise with others.‭ ‬It's in your best interest to keep spending down and to listen to sound advice regarding financial,‭ ‬legal, or medical matters.‭ ‬Bide your time, and take mental notes.‭ ‬‬‬‬‬‬‬‬‬

SCORPIO‭ (‬Oct.‭ ‬23-Nov.‭ ‬21‭)‬:‭ ‬Take a chance, and‭ ‬do something totally out of the ordinary.‭ ‬Let your creative imagination and unique approach to life lead the way.‭ ‬A job offer might not be presented honestly.‭ ‬Get what you want in writing.‭ ‬‬‬‬‬‬‬‬‬‬

SAGITTARIUS‭ (‬Nov.‭ ‬22-Dec.‭ ‬21‭)‬:‭ ‬You can accomplish plenty if you don't let your emotions come between you and your common sense.‭ ‬Concentrate on what you can do to improve your home,‭ ‬lifestyle, and standard of living.‭ ‬There is money to be made if you invest wisely.‬‬‬‬‬‬‬‬

CAPRICORN‭ (‬Dec.‭ ‬22-Jan.‭ ‬19‭)‬:‭ ‬Don't let‭ ‬the changes going on around you upset your plans.‭ ‬You'll be disappointed if you let someone else take care of your responsibilities.‭ ‬Finish your chores, and concentrate on yourself and the ones you love.‭ ‬‬‬‬‬‬‬‬‬

AQUARIUS‭ (‬Jan.‭ ‬20-Feb.‭ ‬18‭)‬:‭ ‬You are overdue for a change.‭ ‬Consider your talents, and do what you can to turn something you enjoy doing into a lucrative venture.‭ ‬A chance to form a partnership with someone equally as talented as you will pay off.‭ ‬‬‬‬‬‬‬‬

PISCES‭ (‬Feb.‭ ‬19-March‭ ‬20‭)‬:‭ ‬Pick up the slack.‭ ‬If someone thinks you are being lazy,‭ ‬you will be criticized.‭ ‬Problems will surface if you depend on someone to do things for you.‭ ‬A realistic and honest appraisal of your situation will be necessary.‬‬‬‬‬‬‬‬‬



Moments from a totally stable marriage:

• Me: (implies a song would be good if covered her favorite bands)
• Her: TOOL would never play that.
• Me: T-O-O-L? No, of course not. But T-U-L-L-E? Definitely.
• Her: There's no band called Tulle.
• Me: You've just never heard of it; very fringe.

• Her: How LONG is this SONG?!
• Me: … two minutes, 42 seconds.
• Her: UGH. It feels like it's been HOURS.
• Me: Well, that bodes well for me later tonight …

• Her: Would you put [cat] to sleep?
• Me: If she got sick …
• Her: Oh, sure, "Let's kill the cat because she's annoying. It doesn't matter that there's nothing actually wrong with her."
• Me: Um, that is *not* what I said.
• Her: Whatever. I know what I heard.

• Me: (asks out of nowhere) Think Bran will ever be able to warg a dragon?
• Her: (immediately) Yeah, but only if he's working *with* Khaleesi.
• Me: (fills with utter happiness)

Andrew R. Juhl does, despite all evidence to the contrary, love his wife.






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