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ARIES‭ (‬March‭ ‬21-April‭ ‬19‭)‬:‭ ‬A different approach to a hobby or endeavor you are undertaking will help you advance.‭ ‬Use your talents to directly increase your earning potential.‭ ‬A serious approach and good negotiating skills will bring good results.‭ ‬‬‬‬‬‬‬‬

TAURUS‭ (‬April‭ ‬20-May‭ ‬20‭)‬:‭ ‬Make a positive change.‭ ‬Participating in activities that will bring about greater opportunities should be on your agenda.‭ ‬You will learn a lot from the people you encounter.‭ ‬Take control of your life, and follow your heart.‬‬‬‬‬‬‬‬

GEMINI‭ (‬May‭ ‬21-June‭ ‬20‭)‬:‭ ‬You must cover your back.‭ ‬You have good ideas and connections,‭ ‬but someone will lead you astray if threatened by your popularity.‭ ‬Emotional manipulation is apparent, and it must be kept at bay if you want to make steady progress.‭ ‬CANCER‭ (‬June‭ ‬21-July‭ ‬22‭)‬:‭ ‬Something unexpected will catch you off guard.‭ ‬Don't bend under pressure.‭ ‬Be confident, and execute what you can do to the best of your ability.‭ ‬Personal self-improvements will lead to compliments and enhance your love life.‭ ‬‬‬‬‬‬‬‬‬‬‬‬‬‬‬‬‬‬

LEO‭ (‬July‭ ‬23-Aug.‭ ‬22‭)‬:‭ ‬A change will do you good.‭ ‬Attending a conference or trade show or taking that long-overdue vacation will infuse you with new ideas and energy that can help you make new acquaintances and positive steps in a new direction.‭ ‬‬‬‬‬‬‬

VIRGO‭ (‬Aug.‭ ‬23-Sept.‭ ‬22‭)‬:‭ ‬Put more time and effort into your talents and appearance,‭ ‬and you will be happy with the results.‭ ‬Don't let anyone take up your time with unreasonable demands‭ ‬that will deter you from investing in the things you want.‭ ‬‬‬‬‬‬‬‬‬

LIBRA‭ (‬Sept.‭ ‬23-Oct.‭ ‬22‭)‬:‭ ‬Make suggestions, and offer solutions to the people you are dealing with;‭ ‬you will gain respect, and you will control the outcome of a situation that concerns you.‭ ‬Negotiate to secure a financial,‭ ‬legal, or contractual deal.‭

‬‬‬‬‬‬‬‬‬SCORPIO‭ (‬Oct.‭ ‬23-Nov.‭ ‬21‭)‬:‭ ‬Take a back seat, and observe what others do.‭ ‬Indulgence,‭ ‬overspending, or taking on too much responsibility will be detrimental to achieving your personal goals.‭ ‬Put your needs first, and follow your intuition.‭ ‬Love is on the‭ ‬rise.‭ ‬‬‬‬‬‬‬‬‬‬‬

SAGITTARIUS‭ (‬Nov.‭ ‬22-Dec.‭ ‬21‭)‬:‭ ‬Don't let emotional matters stand between you and your goals.‭ ‬Make positive changes at home,‭ ‬and you will stabilize your financial position.‭ ‬Refuse to get involved in a fast-cash scheme when protecting what you already have will bring the highest returns.‭

‬‬‬‬‬‬‬‬‬CAPRICORN‭ (‬Dec.‭ ‬22-Jan.‭ ‬19‭)‬:‭ ‬Property investments,‭ ‬contracts, and taking care of personal business will put you in a good position.‭ ‬Don't worry about what others think or say.‭ ‬Ignore opposition, and‭ ‬follow through with your plans.‭ ‬Take the route that benefits you.‭ ‬Romance is encouraged.‬‬‬‬‬‬‬‬‬‬‬

AQUARIUS‭ (‬Jan.‭ ‬20-Feb.‭ ‬18‭)‬:‭ ‬Revisit what has worked well for you in the past,‭ ‬and consider ways to update and put similar goals in place.‭ ‬A chance to advance is within reach if you make a couple of positive changes.‬‬‬‬‬‬‬

PISCES‭ (‬Feb.‭ ‬19-March‭ ‬20‭)‬:‭ ‬Re-evaluate your current position, and consider whether someone who has ulterior motives is manipulating you.‭ ‬Protect your ideas,‭ ‬your possessions, and your financial security.‭ ‬Love is in the stars,‭ ‬but you shouldn't feel that you have to pay for it.‬‬‬‬‬‬‬‬‬



Moments from a totally stable marriage:

Moments from a totally stable marriage

• Me: I really think you’d like “Doctor Who.” 
• Her: I’d like to watch it, but you keep watching it without me.
• Me: Just the most recent season. I’d like to start over, with you.
• Her: (stonefaced) I’d like to start over with you, too.

• Me: Bet you’re wondering why I was laughing in the shower. I thought of a good joke.
• Her: Oh? Really? One of yours or a funny one?

• Her: I wanna watch a movie.
• Me: How about *Captain America*?
• Her: I’m more in the mood for a documentary.
• Me: *Captain America* *IS* a documentary. It’s a documentary about how good the movie *Captain America* is.

• Her: Did you eat somewhere BEFORE coming home tonight?
• Me: It’s time to be honest with you, Honey. I have a secret second family restaurant in another town.
• Her: Yeah …  maybe your mouth can keep a secret, but your tummy can’t.

• Me: Never bring a gewgaw to a bric-a-brac fight.
• Her: (laughs) I hate you.

Andrew R. Juhl does, despite all evidence to the contrary, love his wife.





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