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ARIES‭ (‬March‭ ‬21-April‭ ‬19‭)‬:‭ ‬Work on self-improvement,‭ ‬creative endeavors, or getting your priorities straight.‭ ‬You can make positive changes if you are honest about what actually needs to be done.‭ ‬A serious discussion will improve a relationship.‬‬‬‬‬‬‬‬

TAURUS‭ (‬April‭ ‬20-May‭ ‬20‭)‬:‭ ‬Your personal interactions through groups you join or volunteer with will lead to new friendships.‭ ‬Consider taking a short trip if it will inspire you.‭ ‬A change of scenery will do you a world of good.‬‬‬‬‬‬‬

GEMINI‭ (‬May‭ ‬21-June‭ ‬20‭)‬:‭ ‬An offer presented will not turn out to be as exciting as you are led to believe.‭ ‬Don't hesitate to ask questions or negotiate.‭ ‬Take a look at your motivations for making a career move.‭ ‬It's important that you control the outcome.‭ ‬‬‬‬‬‬‬‬‬

CANCER‭ (‬June‭ ‬21-July‭ ‬22‭)‬:‭ ‬Emotions will surface,‭ ‬making your mood swings difficult to deal with.‭ ‬Try to contain your feelings,‭ ‬especially when dealing with business-related discussions.‭ ‬Make productivity and clear communication your goals.‭ ‬‬‬‬‬‬‬‬‬‬

LEO‭ (‬July‭ ‬23-Aug.‭ ‬22‭)‬:‭ ‬Keep a watch over what others do and say.‭ ‬Staying on top of your situation‭ ‬will be half the battle.‭ ‬Finding a way to do things differently and more efficiently will make the difference between success and failure.‭ ‬‬‬‬‬‬‬‬‬

VIRGO‭ (‬Aug.‭ ‬23-Sept.‭ ‬22‭)‬:‭ ‬Love is highlighted.‭ ‬Make an effort to accommodate someone special,‭ ‬and you will find new ways to strengthen your relationship.‭ ‬Don't let an outsider interfere in your personal life.‭ ‬Call the shots, and make things happen.‭ ‬‬‬‬‬‬‬‬‬‬

LIBRA‭ (‬Sept.‭ ‬23-Oct.‭ ‬22‭)‬:‭ ‬Let things unfold naturally.‭ ‬Keeping the peace and going with the flow will make your life easier.‭ ‬Don't let emotions take over in the workplace.‭ ‬Behaving inconsistently will not work in your favor.‭ ‬Choose your words wisely.‭ ‬‬‬‬‬‬‬‬‬‬

SCORPIO‭ (‬Oct.‭ ‬23-Nov.‭ ‬21‭)‬:‭ ‬Engage in conversations with people you find motivating and inspirational.‭ ‬The boost you get and the creative ideas that come to you will push you in a direction that is fruitful.‭ ‬Someone you love will help you reach your goal.‭ ‬‬‬‬‬‬‬‬

SAGITTARIUS‭ (‬Nov.‭ ‬22-Dec.‭ ‬21‭)‬:‭ ‬Refrain from getting involved in a risky venture.‭ ‬You are best to go it alone when it comes to financial endeavors.‭ ‬Focus on home,‭ ‬family, and improving your standard of living.‭ ‬Don't incur more debt.‭ ‬Put your personal papers in order.‭ ‬‬‬‬‬‬‬‬‬‬‬

CAPRICORN‭ (‬Dec.‭ ‬22-Jan.‭ ‬19‭)‬:‭ ‬Don't get caught up in other people's problems.‭ ‬If you meddle,‭ ‬you will end up being blamed for the outcome.‭ ‬Focus on your life,‭ ‬your home, and the people you care about most.‭ ‬Spend quality time with the ones you love.‭ ‬‬‬‬‬‬‬‬‬‬‬

AQUARIUS‭ (‬Jan.‭ ‬20-Feb.‭ ‬18‭)‬:‭ ‬Revive an old plan or goal.‭ ‬You can‭ ‬make extra cash if you make a couple of changes that fit a need in your community.‭ ‬Take care not to take on too much physically,‭ ‬emotionally, or financially.‭ ‬‬‬‬‬‬‬‬‬‬

PISCES‭ (‬Feb.‭ ‬19-March‭ ‬20‭)‬:‭ ‬Put your plans into motion before someone has a chance to suppress what you want to pursue.‭ ‬Making personal improvements will encourage you to be more outgoing and will attract people who want to be a part of your life.‭ ‬Love is highlighted.‬‬‬‬‬‬‬



Things you would love to say to an ex:

• We all have a purpose in life. I thought mine was discovering yours.

• There was a time I expected nothing from you but fidelity, but that gave way to a time where I expected everything from you but fidelity.

• We should go for a walk someday. You should go for a walk every day.

• I'll admit to this on your behalf: in all the arguments we ever had, you were always a good loser. Perfect, actually.

• With regard to our relationship: I've never been happier to see something to end in my entire life, and I sat through Baby Geniuses 2.

• Conversations with you should have been required to come with a safe word.

• I think about you as I would my childhood slinky: completely useless, but delightful if falling down a flight of stairs.

• I always expected you might be bisexual, and I found that really altruistic of you: single-handedly doubling the pool of people on Earth who really could do better.

• I always respected how you could spend hours at a time in front of the mirror, admiring your own beauty. I mean, the things I could accomplish if I had but a fraction of that imagination.

• You had all the grace and joie de vivre of a sand wedge. (Don't get excited; nobody said "sandwich.")

Andrew R. Juhl could really go for a sandwich all of a sudden.






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