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ARIES (March 21-April 19): Look over your financial situation, and you'll find a way to cut corners or earn more. Contracts can be negotiated and deals put into place if you are persistent. Business functions will help you connect with someone who can influence your future.

TAURUS (April 20-May 20): Make love, not war. Use your intuition, charm, and compassion to find the right way to deal with anyone or any situation you face. Keep your response simple and mindful. Once you establish a solution, take action.

GEMINI (May 21-June 20): You will be determined to complete what you start, but be realistic or you'll face disappointment. You can make changes, but don't sacrifice when it comes to hard work and precision. Emotions will be hard to control.

CANCER (June 21-July 22): Don't make an impulsive offer that you will end up regretting. Spend your time doing things that make you happy or that will enhance your skills and lead to greater earning power. Romance can improve your day and your personal life.

LEO (July 23-Aug. 22): Get involved in activities that will allow you to show off your talents and leadership ability. Make professional changes that will encourage you to use your social skills. Learn from experience and be persistent, and you will reach your goal.

VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22): Take time to do something you enjoy. Shopping for something that will make you feel or look good will encourage you to be more social. Romance is in the stars, and it will lead to personal improvements with someone you think is special.

LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 22): You'll have lots of options to choose from. Partnerships will take a turn, but if handled properly, will put you in a much better position. Size up whatever situation you face at home, and make adjustments that will bring you peace of mind.

SCORPIO (Oct. 23-Nov. 21): Don't be tempted by a deal someone offers. Joint ventures will be costly and will require insight, but if you choose to proceed alone, you will find the road to victory. Love is in the stars. Put time aside for romance.

SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. 21): Your ability to get things done will put you in a good position. Don't let anyone slow you down or mislead you. A lack of honesty can be expected when dealing with others. Don't share personal information.

CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19): Take one step at a time. Refuse to let anyone push you into something that makes you feel uncertain. Stick close to home, and nurture your relationships with the people in your life who count. Make special plans for two.

AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18): Consider what brings you the most happiness. Focus on reviving an old skill or looking for a position that allows you the freedom to do what you enjoy most. Don't let anyone discourage you from following your dreams.

PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20): Get together with someone you haven't seen in a long time. The more you get to share your thoughts with someone with whom you have a history, the closer you will come to finding the perfect solution to help you advance.



A partial list of things I should probably tell every prospective girlfriend:

• If you tell me you're a birdwatcher, I'll hit you. Two for finching.

• I don't think anyone in my life has ever been happy to see me shirtless.

• The main reason I'm looking for a long-term relationship is because I'm tired of loading the dishwasher without receiving any "constructive criticism."

• Every time I don't clog a toilet, I feel like I've gotten away with something.

• If I had a quarter for every time I disappointed a girlfriend's parents, maybe I'd finally be good enough for Mr. Danby's precious little Jessica.

• Not only to I put the toilet seat down, I break it off its hinges and chuck it into the trash. The Juhl Household is a Hover Household.

• It takes me 10 minutes to order at McDonald's, 30 at a real restaurant, and sometimes upwards of an hour to decide what I'm going to watch on Netflix — so, um, yeah, no tattoos for this guy, sorry.

• I don't smoke, but I do love standing outside in the cold at parties; so if you smoke, that's cool with me.

• I might not be in the best shape, but I can still fit into the Starfleet Academy uniform I wore to prom.

Andrew R. Juhl can still fit in to his mother's wedding dress, too.






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