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ARIES (March 21-April 19): Travel will entice you, but have your route mapped out, and update any documentation you might need. Don't be fooled by an offer that sounds too good to be true. Focus on your needs and any love interest you have.

TAURUS (April 20-May 20): Rely on your intuition to help avoid a mishap, financial loss, or someone trying to manipulate you. You are best to observe before getting involved in a group looking for donations. Stay within your budget no matter how tempted you are.

GEMINI (May 21-June 20): Uncertainties will cause you to question an offer. Joint ventures are not likely to run smoothly. Do some fact-finding before you trust someone's word. Time is on your side. Consider whether you can operate alone before you commit to a partnership.

CANCER (June 21-July 22): Bypass anyone trying to push you in a direction that doesn't fit your personal plan. Use your intelligence and your innovative insight to make do with what you already have. Don't give in to someone for emotional reasons.

LEO (July 23-Aug. 22): Have fun with friends, or sign up for a seminar or activity that will help you improve your appearance, status, or future. Love is highlighted. If you are single, start looking for love. If not, nurture the relationship you are in.

VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22): Avoid turmoil by refusing to take part in a debate. Do things that you find interesting even if it means doing them alone. Don't let the demands others try to make guilt-trip you into giving up something that's important to you.

LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 22): Taking responsibility will put you in a good position. You will be able to call the shots and control a situation that has the propensity to cause problems at home. Staying one step ahead will ensure that you get your way.

SCORPIO (Oct. 23-Nov. 21): Clear up pressing matters. It's important not to take on more than you can handle. In order to protect your reputation, take care of your responsibilities before you agree to do someone's work.

SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. 21): Keep your life simple, and stick to the exact truth no matter whom you are dealing with. Playing fairly will make a difference to how others treat you. Home-improvement projects will bring good results.

CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19): Insecurity will be your downfall. Don't worry about what others do or say. Believe in yourself, and carry on until you complete whatever task you have been given. Don't let a personal or emotional incident cost you professionally.

AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18): Welcome whatever change comes your way. Put your ideas into motion, and you will be able to earn extra income. Put time aside to do something with someone special. Time spent reminiscing will bring you closer to the one you love.

PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20): Take a step back, and re-evaluate what you have done in the past. You'll have to make some alterations if you intend to make a new attempt at an old idea. Don't make the same mistake twice. Consider who can contribute to your success.



The 20 stages of loss (an expansion of the Kübler-Ross model):

• Looking for something.

• Not finding it.

• Denial.

• Looking harder.

• Still not finding it.

• Anger.

• Looking in the same places you looked before.

• Looking in the same places you looked before for a third time.

• Bargaining.

• Looking in the last place you'd ever look.

• Calling your mother to see if she knows where the hell it is.

• Depression.

• Eating a Hot Pocket.

• Eating another Hot Pocket (it's cool; they're small).

• Acceptance.

• Going without it.

• Forgetting about it.

• Seeing Transformers (better than expected).

• Buying a new one.

• Finding it.

Andrew R. Juhl didn't write this Ledge. He didn't, dammit. He'll give anything for you to believe that. Oh … what's the point? OK, fine: He wrote it.






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