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ARIES (March 21-April 19): Greater opportunity surrounds you. Get involved in networking functions that can provide you with new contacts and a better position. Add to your résumé, and you will impress someone influential. A new contract will be offered.

TAURUS (April 20-May 20): Do your best to get ahead. Take the initiative to go above and beyond the call of duty, and you will prove you have what it takes to be a leader in your field. Don’t rely on others; do the work yourself.

GEMINI (May 21-June 20): Don’t leave anything to chance or believe everything you hear. Focus on your ability to adapt to whatever change comes your way and outsmart anyone who challenges you. Romance will enhance your personal life and improve your living arrangements.

CANCER (June 21-July 22): You’ll have to do things differently if you want to avoid being accused of copying someone. Focus on your own ideas, and look for ways to distinguish yourself from the crowd. Don’t let personal matters stop you from taking care of your work responsibilities.

LEO (July 23-Aug. 22): Keep your emotions under control, and focus on what you can do to make self-improvements while also adding to your skills. Someone will try to take money or possessions from you. Protect your assets physically and legally.

VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22): Mingle, network, and communicate directly with the person you want to influence. You have plenty to contribute, so don’t be afraid to share. Striving for perfection and putting additional detail into your work will pay off as long as you finish what you start.

LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 22): Take initiative, and instigate anything you want to see happen. Don’t let a difference of opinion ruin your day or spoil an important relationship. Love is highlighted, and getting along will lead to greater happiness.

SCORPIO (Oct. 23-Nov. 21): Don’t get uptight, get moving. It’s what you do that will count. Stop reworking the same old thing over and over. Make your move, and make it count. You need to be creative, not a perfectionist who is never satisfied.

SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. 21): Expect the unexpected, and prepare to deal with whatever comes your way. Hidden secrets may surface that could lead to a situation you have been avoiding. Put the past behind you, and enjoy your life. Explore what excites you the most.

CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19): Offer what you can, but don’t expect instant results. Someone is likely to oppose you no matter what you do. Rely on your knowledge, expertise, and practical way of handling situations, and you will come out on top.

AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18): Don’t let an emotional situation ruin a perfectly good day. Make personal changes that will enhance your outlook as well as update your appearance. Romance will help you stabilize your love life. An open attitude will be well-received.

PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20): Get involved in a discussion with someone who has a different outlook or opinion than yours. Your creative and compassionate approach to what you do will attract the help and support you need to follow through with your plans.



Last Week in Dreams:

• Sunday Night: I look around to find that I am dressed as a pugilist in Biblical Rome. Shortly after asking my ring manager why I am dressed as a pugilist in Biblical Rome and receiving no answer, I am introduced to the crowd by Michael Buffer as “the challenger.” My weight is misrepresented. The defending “champeen” is then introduced. It is Jesus. Despite his righteous uppercut, I proceed to school Jesus due in no small part to his short stature and corresponding lack of reach.

• Monday Night: Halfway through my advanced-placement Bio final, I look down and notice that I am naked … and in exemplary physical condition. Seriously: I have a mind-blowing physique. Like Brad Pitt in *Fight Club*, but without all the ugly tattoos. The innate knowledge that I in no way resemble Brad Pitt in *Fight Club* shocks me back to consciousness. I awake to find my pillow soaked with tears. They are warm and salty, not unlike a good pretzel.

• Wednesday Night: I have a cocker spaniel, and I can fly. The cocker spaniel cannot fly, however, so I am forced to walk.

• Saturday Night: I’m in a bathtub filled with lukewarm nacho cheese and a naked Elisha Cuthbert. A not-so-small menagerie of cats, lap dogs, and hamsters has gathered around the edge of the tub and is partaking in the slowly solidifying cheesy goodness. The fattest hamster looks at me, winks, and says, “You should go to bed.” And so I did. I don’t remember what I dreamt about, though.

Andrew R. Juhl is a dream weaver, but his dream loom is in the shop getting its treadles refitted.






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