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ARIES (March 21-April 19): Firm up on any pending deals, settlements, or legal changes you need to tend to. An opportunity is apparent if you are quick to act. Checking out job prospects will lead to an interesting vocational change. Love is highlighted.

TAURUS (April 20-May 20): Don't share personal secrets, but be up-front about the way you feel and what you plan to do. There is a fine line that must not be crossed when dealing with other people's affairs. Meddling or interference must be avoided.

GEMINI (May 21-June 20): Take time to have some fun and to get to know new friends or neighbors. All work and no play will stifle your productivity. Romance and celebrations should be a priority. A kind gesture will have a stabilizing effect on your life.

CANCER (June 21-July 22): Handle work-related matters effectively. Mistakes will make you look bad. Keep your nose to the grindstone, and do your best to take care of your responsibilities. What you accomplish will make a difference.

LEO (July 23-Aug. 22): Changes to your career or involvement in activities that help you become fit or healthy will encourage greater confidence and prestige. Don't let a negative individual slow you down. VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22): Stop dreaming; start doing. A short jaunt to visit a friend will provide you with information that will help you understand your options regarding your home and personal investments. Don't settle for less.

LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 22): Step into the limelight. Your sophisticated way of doing things will be well-received by your peers. Your involvement in worthwhile organizations will lead to a multitude of opportunities. Partnerships are favored.

SCORPIO (Oct. 23-Nov. 21): You will be touchy when it comes to domestic concerns. Try not to engage in discussions that will raise your blood pressure. Focus on a project that takes your mind off your worries and enables you to get closer to a goal you set.

SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. 21): Put your heart and soul into making your home a place of comfort and entertainment. Move things around, or plan an open house. Make your home a hangout for close friends or group meetings. Romance is in the stars.

CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19): Consider what you can do to promote greater security at work. Contributing original ideas that are geared toward work efficiency will set you apart from any competition you face. Be careful; someone may try to take credit for your ideas.

AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18): Use your intellect and charm to get your way. Don't worry about what you can't do; focusing on your strengths will be sufficient. How you approach your responsibilities will make an unforgettable impression. Love is highlighted.

PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20): You will find it difficult to sit still and watch what's going on around you. If you plan to get involved, be prepared to go the distance. Stopping halfway will make you look bad and give someone a chance to take your place.



Ferengi Rules of Acquisition that have contributed to my 47-0 lifetime record in Monopoly:

• Once you have their money, you never give it back. (#1)

• Never pay more for an acquisition than you have to. (#3)

• Never allow family to stand in the way of opportunity. (#6)

• Never place friendship above profit. (#21)

• Never confuse wisdom with luck. (#44)

• Never ask when you can take. (#52)

• Keep your lies consistent. (#60)

• Knowledge equals profit. (#74)

• Enough ¼ is never enough. (#97)

• Every man has his price. (#98)

• There is no honor in poverty. (#106)

• Treat people in your debt like family ¼ exploit them. (#111)

• Only fools pay retail. (#141)

• Whisper your way to success. (#168)

• Not even dishonesty can tarnish the shine of profit. (#181)

• Never be afraid to mislabel a product. (#239)

• More is good. All is better. (#242)

• A wealthy man can afford anything except a conscience. (#261)

• When in doubt, lie. (#266)

Andrew R. Juhl has deep-nined many spaces.






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