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ARIES (March 21-April 19): Muster a to-do list, and don’t stop until it has been completed. The satisfaction and confidence you get from taking care of your responsibilities will give way to having fun with someone whose company you enjoy. Romance is encouraged.

TAURUS (April 20-May 20): Refrain from bringing up emotional matters until you feel you can handle the consequences. Focus more on work and the contributions you can make that will make a difference to your peers, community, and future prospects.

GEMINI (May 21-June 20): Make changes because you want to, not because someone else pushes you. You have a much better handle on what you want to see happen than an onlooker has. A love relationship will improve if you plan to do more together.

CANCER (June 21-July 22): Expect to meet with opposition. You may not like change, but it will bring about a favorable new lifestyle. Don’t fight the inevitable. Make do with what you are given. Accept, move forward, and you will get positive results.

LEO (July 23-Aug. 22): Step up, and take on a position of leadership. Do your own thing, put your plans into motion, and leave time for a little romantic fun. Short trips will lead to a bargain or a reconnection with an old friend.

VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22): Money, health, and legal matters will be prominent, so do your best to take care of your responsibilities at home. Personal papers are best dealt with sooner rather than later. Don’t get angry, get moving.

LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 22): Size up your situation and your current position. Partnerships are bountiful and will help you increase your momentum as well as your reputation and confidence. Don’t let someone hold you back. Rid yourself of dead weight and move forward.

SCORPIO (Oct. 23-Nov. 21): Explore different ways of doing things. A tweak here and there to the way you’ve conducted your life will help you appreciate what you have. An offer is heading your way and must be taken seriously.

SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. 21): Tie up loose ends, and make plans to travel or get involved in a home-improvement project that will help stabilize your future. Realistic plans coupled with hands-on work will ensure that you are successful. Love is highlighted.

CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19): Avoid travel, communication, or unpredictable people. Rely on experiences and your intuition to help you make good decisions now. An exaggerated joint venture will entice you. You are best to take precautions and rely on facts, not hype.

AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18): You’ve got the right mindset and moves to make your dreams come true. A moneymaking opportunity is within reach, along with a partnership that can help you expand. Present, promote, and enjoy the recognition you receive. Romance is encouraged.

PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20): A colleague, superior, or peer will have a hidden agenda. Take your time, and make sure whatever you get involved in is to everyone’s benefit. Question motives as well as how realistic a project or joint venture is. Be smart, not sorry.



Let Me Answer Your Stupid Questions About My Colorblindness:

• NO, I do not care to take a guess at you what color shirt you’re wearing. Do you also walk up to paraplegics and ask them if they’d like to dance?

• NO, I don’t understand the words “mauve” and “puce” and “periwinkle” — and neither do most of you.

• NO, I don’t have trouble driving. Red is at the top of a stoplight, orange is in the middle, and brown is on the bottom. Any idiot knows this.

• NO, I do not have trouble shopping for clothes. Salespeople are pretty understanding, jeans are pretty easy to match a shirt with, and my wife is pretty stalwart at telling me when I look atrocious.

• YES, I’m offended when you use expressions that assume an ability to differentiate colors. It really makes me see red.

• NO, I don’t have trouble following any game of sports — except those rare Saturdays when Auburn plays Bowling Green.

• NO, I don’t mind it when people give me their yellow Starbursts, purple Skittles, and black Jelly Bellies. I’m chubby, and I like free candy.

• NO, I do not see the world “like a dog does” — and NO, I will not stop humping your leg.

• NO, I can’t see all 50 shades of gray, but that’s more of a quality standard than a medical condition.

• YES, I can tell the difference between red wine and white wine, though it has taken many years of dedicated … practice.

Andrew R. Juhl’s body contains three kinds of cones: plain, sugar, and waffle.






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