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ARIES (March 21-April 19): Don’t believe everything you hear, or react prematurely to the information made available. Energy is best channeled toward physical activity, not temper tantrums or arguments. Make love, not war, and you will avoid facing unnecessary regret.

TAURUS (April 20-May 20): Stand up for your beliefs and your rights. Join forces with like-minded people, and press employers to improve working conditions. Pursue important self-improvements to ensure greater support and success.

GEMINI (May 21-June 20): Put yourself in someone else’s shoes, and offer assistance. Make your motives clear to ensure you get what you need in return for your help. Home improvements will make it easier to use your place for meetings and family gatherings.

CANCER (June 21-July 22): You will feel like hibernating to avoid any emotional turmoil. Concentrate on making yourself happy, and do the things that you enjoy. Lower your stress, and pamper yourself. Don’t feel guilty for wanting some time alone.

LEO (July 23-Aug. 22): Travel and sharing information will lead to unexpected benefits. Put plans in motion, but before you complete a deal, look at the fine print and make the necessary adjustments. You can come out on top if you are precise and smart in your negotiations.

VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22): Think and plan before you take action. You will face unexpected setbacks if you try to coerce someone into doing something for you. Focus on detail and precision instead of trying to present something that isn’t ready.

LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 22): You have more to offer than you realize. You are intelligent, gifted, and intuitive. Don’t sabotage your own advancement. You have the goods, so don’t hesitate to show everyone what you can do. A beneficial partnership will develop if you strive for equality.

SCORPIO (Oct. 23-Nov. 21): Make unusual changes to the way you live. Taking a different approach to the way you do things will spark your imagination, but that may upset someone affected by the changes you make. Reassurance will save you from relationship problems.

SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. 21): Keep everything you do out in the open to avoid being accused, misrepresented, or dealt with unfairly. You can accomplish financial as well as personal goals as long as you minimize outside interference. Romance is in the stars.

CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19): Make changes to the way you approach your work. It’s best to keep competitors guessing. Keep your thoughts and actions a secret until you are positive that you can launch an unbeatable presentation. Don’t let an emotional matter stand between you and your success.

AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18): Step into action, and make changes that will help you improve your chances to advance. Picking up unusual skills will separate you from any competition you face. Open discussions with someone you love will help resolve a pressing matter.

PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20): Remain quiet, and observe what’s going on around you. Emotional blackmail is apparent. Someone is likely to use ulterior motives to win your support. Get the facts, and make the changes required before you make a move.



Increasingly apparent signs that Robin might need a therapist

• “Holy buckets of pudding, Batman.”

• “Holy tears of a clown, Batman.”

• “Holy ominous rain clouds that never seem to let me be, Batman.”

• “Holy repressed memories of witnessing my parents’ death, Batman.”

• “Holy walking up walls is an obvious metaphor for my excessively abnormal lifestyle, Batman.”

• “Holy the Penguin reminds me of my uncle my parents would never leave me alone with after that one time, Batman.”

• “Holy seriously, Batman, do you ever cry deep into the night, only to finally fall asleep out of exhaustion on your salt-stained pillows?”

• “Holy wingless angels who cry never-ending streams of blood, Batman.”

• “Holy cow, have you ever noticed how much Barbara Gordon looks like my mother, Batman?”

• “Holy … holy hell, Batman. Why are we even here? I mean, does what we do in Gotham even make a lick of difference? I … I’m just not sure that it does. I need a stiff drink, Bruce.”

• “Holy put a sock in it, Bruce. What do you care if people know you’re Batman? Bruce Wayne is Batman. BRUCE WAYNE is BATMAN. Ha. Now it’s out there. Just try getting it back.”

• “Holy—*hic* — holy—*hic* — holy tat-o’-nine-cails, Matbam. *Hic*”

• “Holy crap, Batman. I’m going back to bed. Wake me up when something — anything — matters. ALFRED.? Where’s my Scotch.?”

Andrew R. Juhl thinks Nightwing is the better superhero, anyhow.






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