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ARIES (March 21-April 19): You have the energy and the discipline to take over and show how valuable you are. Don't wait for others to pitch in. Take initiative when opportunity knocks, and you will get a chance to move into a better position.

TAURUS (April 20-May 20): A situation will get blown out of proportion if you let your emotions take over. Keep your thoughts to yourself and be mindful of others. Focus on stabilizing important partnerships. A commitment or promise will lead to positive results.

GEMINI (May 21-June 20): Make things happen. Get involved, and show your concern. Be a spokesman for those less able, and you will bring about changes that offer improvements as well as recognition. This is your chance to prove how valuable you are.

CANCER (June 21-July 22): Watch your back. When it comes to your reputation in your residential community or at work, you will look bad if you are stubborn. Look at every side of a situation, and try to find common ground with others.

LEO (July 23-Aug. 22): You are on the mark when it comes to being where the action is. Your dynamic personality coupled with your go-getter attitude will put you in a position of opportunity. Speak up, and you will get your way.

VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22): Take advantage of an opportunity involving a creative project. Offer your skills, knowledge, and time instead of your cash. A partnership will interest you, but it may not be as rosy as it appears. Proceed with caution.

LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 22): You have a better handle on a personal situation than you realize. Speak up, and make a motion to bring about the change you feel will improve your situation at home, work, or in a relationship. Take charge.

SCORPIO (Oct. 23-Nov. 21): Don't waste time trying to figure out what others are trying to do. Take a direction that you find interesting, challenging, and inspirational. Doing things differently will give you the upper hand. Don't overreact, or you will miss an opportunity.

SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. 21): Making positive changes at home will make your life easier. Love is in the stars, and enjoying time with someone special will have its benefits. It's what you do and say that will count, not what you spend.

CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19): Don't be rigid, or you will encounter difficult situations. Move forward with your ideas without being pushy or expecting help from others. Taking your time and working alone will bring satisfaction. Say little, but do a lot.

AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18): Take a walk down memory lane. Reconnect with old ideas, friends, and activities, and you will rediscover how you can incorporate your talents into a moneymaking venture. Love and romance are in the stars.

PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20): Discipline will be required in order to reach your goals. Rely on your intuition to help you make the right choices regarding a work-related incident. Someone from your past will offer a workable solution.

Notes to Self:

• The next time your arms are full and you decide to open the convenience store door with your hip, try to choose the hip opposite the pocket your car keys are in. You're a bleeder.

• If you insist on washing every towel in the house, make sure you do not need to take a shower just after doing so, or else you will dry yourself with T-shirts.

• Mixing a Captain and Coke does not require the use of a cocktail shaker. Unless you like a sticky kitchen floor. And ceiling.

• When in bed during the summer, you often have a stationary box fan pointed directly at you to help keep you cool. Remember this the next time you decide to sleepily unleash a Class-12 Sulfurous Taco Fart at 3am.

• To correctly make ice, you must place filled ice trays inside the freezer, not on top of the fridge.

• Never again go to Target on a day you happened to be wearing your favorite red shirt and khakis to work. The other customers will keep stopping you and asking you questions. About electronics. Which you know the answers to. And cannot help but give them additional advice regarding.

• Next time you order a nice three-quarter-sleeve T-shirt from J-Crew, do not open the box with your 8-inch chef's knife — unless, of course, you are in dire need of a new $42 cleaning rag.

• Never use WebMD to self-diagnosis anything EVER. Especially a headache. You will always diagnose it as a tumor. ALWAYS.

Andrew R. Juhl was going to write something here but forgot what it was.

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