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ARIES (March 21-April 19): Don't let your emotions take over. Productivity will be the name of the game, so stay focused and do a good job. Spend time helping people in need, not those who are in competition with you. Refrain from sharing your secrets.

TAURUS (April 20-May 20): Keep your eyes and ears open. You will discover valuable information that can save you from making a big mistake. Overdoing and overspending must be controlled. A positive change will be successful if developed and executed in secrecy.

GEMINI (May 21-June 20): Demands will be made, but that doesn't mean you have to oblige. Consider what's being asked of you and whether it is something you want to do. Now is a good time to act with intelligence, not emotion.

CANCER (June 21-July 22): Try to focus on personal changes that encourage you to feel better as well as boost your confidence. Implementing a unique or creative edge to whatever job you do will separate you from any competition you face.

LEO (July 23-Aug. 22): Question your current vocational direction. If you want to make a change, consider what skills or knowledge you will need in order to reach your goal. Connect through networking events that deal with the industry that interests you.

VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22): Put greater importance on partnerships and working alongside people who enhance and contribute to your plans. A change in your financial standing or dealing with a legal concern must be handled cautiously and with moderation.

LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 22): Making alterations to the way you live based on your needs will be beneficial. Don't hesitate to follow your dreams and reach out to people from your past who can help you get ahead now. Don't take no for an answer.

SCORPIO (Oct. 23-Nov. 21): Don't feel the need to make decisions before you are ready to do so. Work on projects or activities that allow you to use your creative imagination, and you will avoid being pushed into a situation that leads to unnecessary excess.

SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. 21): Listen, and you will detect if anyone is trying to lead you astray. Stay on top of matters involving other people to avoid being taken advantage of. Make changes based on facts you have uncovered, not hearsay.

CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19): Carefully consider what you want to do. Don't make impulsive decisions. Use your insight and intuition to guide you financially. An emotional matter will escalate if you are too pushy. Good fortune will come from helping others.

AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18): You can make positive professional changes if you use discipline, knowledge, experience, and connections to help you advance. Approach change with optimism, and positive results will unfold. Don't be a follower when you should be a leader.

PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20): Don't stop offering suggestions to others. It's how you deal with others that will make a difference. Your intuition will lead you in the right direction, so follow your heart and do what comes naturally.



Draw Me Like One of Your French Girls:

• Slather me in mayonnaise like one of your French fries.

• Strike me like one of your French transit workers (it's OK, really, I'm into it).

• Do me on a slab of clay like one of your French Opens.

• Be patient with me even when I pee on the rug in the foyer like one of your French bulldogs.

• Stipple me like one of your French Impressionist paintings.

• Enjoy me slowly while I get you a little drunk like one of your French wines.

• Use me, but only from time to time, because you know I'm actually bad for you like one of your French dressings.

• Accuse me of having done nothing memorable since "3rd Rock from the Sun" like one of your French Stewarts.

• Blow me hard while lightly fingering my buttons like one of your French horns.

• Be obstinate about totally knowing English and refusing to ever actually fracking speak it like one of your French Canadians.

• Fill me with ennui like one of your French New Waves.

• Open my eyes to the contrived complications of spelling and grammar designed to reduce literacy among the lower classes and reinforce the existing power structure like one of your conspiracy theories about the French written language, plus it's also a double entendre.

• Give me just the tip, like one of your French manicures.

Andrew R. Juhl thanks AHW, AL, AT, DH, JW, KW, and LTD for help on today's Ledge.






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