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     ARIES (March 21-April 19): You will be missing some important information. Ask questions and be observant in order to get a good overview of what's to come and the possibilities that exist. The amount of time and effort you put in will be recognized and rewarded.

     TAURUS (April 20-May 20): Offer assistance, and unexpected favors will develop. An unusual approach to the way you do things will generate interest and advancement. Romance is in the stars, but proceed with caution. Equality will be the deciding factor when it comes to love.

     GEMINI (May 21-June 20): Look at your options and the consequences of each. Group endeavors will be met with opposition. Being prepared will make a difference to the outcome. Focus on personal improvements that will give you greater freedom. Meddling must be avoided.

     CANCER (June 21-July 22): Indulge in new hobbies or activities that are enlightening and make you think about your beliefs and future endeavors. Relationships are highlighted, and meeting people who share your current mindset will lead to a very special connection.

     LEO (July 23-Aug. 22): Use your imagination and you will come up with solutions that can help you accomplish what you set out to do. Embrace challenges and incorporate discipline into every aspect of your life. Set high standards and be relentless in your pursuits.

     VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22): A partnership will present an opportunity if you can come to an agreement that offers equality. Improve your lifestyle by being mindful of the people you deal with daily. Refurbish an old idea and you can turn it into a success.

     LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 22): Show off your skills. Present what you have to offer with confidence. An opportunity to make a difference to someone in need will boost your reputation. Expose someone who isn't contributing or who is trying to take credit for your work.

     SCORPIO (Oct. 23-Nov. 21): Don't take "no" for an answer. Gather your thoughts, ideas and whatever else is needed to garner interest in your pursuit. Love is in the stars, and an interesting question you ask someone will dispel any uncertainty.

     SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. 21): Make wise choices. Don't hold back your feelings. It's time to confess and take charge of the situation. A change in your current living arrangements may be difficult at first, but beneficial as time passes. Don't make unrealistic promises.

     CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19): Keep your emotions in check. Don't travel or attend events that have the potential to leave you in a vulnerable position. Reunite with people from your past and you'll discover more about your roots and how to solve a problem.

     AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18): There is money to be made, deals to be struck and positive changes to implement. Your imagination will help you overcome obstacles. Preparation will be the key, so don't let uncertainty creep in and take over. Look, see and do.

     PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20): Take control of a personal situation you face using your ability to make everyone seem important. A partnership will be under scrutiny due to differing lifestyles. Don't hesitate. Confidence and drive will help you get your way.



Why I’m in such good shape:

• I’ve been riding my bike everywhere since my second-to-last OWI.

• I carry a heavy burden wherever I go.

• I tend to skip things often.

• I’m continually running away from responsibilities.

• I hurdle over chairs, tables, and people to get to the lunch buffet.

• I play a lot of games with people.

• I’ve been spinning my wheels for years.

• I jump through a lot of hoops for the UI.

• I like to pedal smut.

• I’m been bootlegging and rum-running.

• I start every morning tiptoeing around 12 steps.

• I've been exercising my demons.

• I’m a gigolo for the U.S. House, and I do a lot of reps.

• I only eat walking tacos.

• I frequently pull up short.

• I push buttons as hard as I can.

• I both do and eat six push-ups after every meal.

• I regularly walk out on my relationships.

• I get in 30 minutes of breaststroke at least three times/week.

• Your mom.

Andrew R. Juhl thanks JM, LT, DH, SW, and ML for contributing to today’s Ledge.






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