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ARIES (March 21-April 19): Energy is up, and romance is highlighted. Do your best to get your responsibilities out of the way so you can enjoy the rest of your day. Don't slow down because someone disagrees with you. Be gracious but focus on your success.

TAURUS (April 20-May 20): Unexpected problems will develop. Refuse to give in to someone trying to force you to make a decision. You have to feel confident about your plans before moving forward. If something sounds too good to be true, take a pass.

GEMINI (May 21-June 20): Your curiosity will result in an extraordinary conversation with someone quite different from you. Find out as much as you can, but don't believe everything you hear. Make changes based on your life, not on what works for someone else.

CANCER (June 21-July 22): Give your very best no matter what everyone around you does. Someone will recognize your contribution and suggest a partnership. Don't let flattery cost you. Negotiate a deal that keeps whatever arrangement you come up with equal.

LEO (July 23-Aug. 22): Don't waste energy fighting over a trivial matter. Consider how you should move forward and whether a difficult relationship is worth the trouble. An honest assessment and serious talk will help you change the dynamics or help you move on.

VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22): You'll be faced with demands if you let someone manipulate you. A relationship with someone you thought you could trust will be costly. A practical approach to the way you move forward will be needed to protect against heartache.

LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 22): Stop procrastinating and worrying and have a little fun. You can turn an ordinary day into one of love, romance, creativity and getting down to business if you avoid disputes with pushy people. Talks will lead to positive plans.

SCORPIO (Oct. 23-Nov. 21): Don't pay attention to petty individuals. Surround yourself with good friends who will help you reach your goals instead of criticizing everything you do. Be brave and follow your intuition and your heart, not someone trying to lead you astray.

SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. 21): You'll be inclined to brag, and with good reason, but do so knowing that someone will try to make you look bad by twisting your words. If you have a secret, keep it to yourself until sharing personal information is more appropriate.

CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19): Your timing will be accurate, allowing you to put your plans in motion. A tempting investment will develop, but before you agree, make sure it's the right fit for you. If it jeopardizes your stability or security, take a pass.

AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18): The more you do to improve an important arrangement, the better. Share ideas and make plans to move forward. This is a day for change and positive action. Take the initiative and make things happen.

PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20): Learn from those with more experience than you, and you will find a way to get ahead. Offering a helping hand will instill the know-how necessary to develop a style that will separate you from the competition.

Kitten Quiz Today

• NOTICE: There will be a Kitten Quiz this morning.

• UPDATE: There has been a small delay assembling this morning’s Kitten Quiz; it has been pushed back to late morning.

• MISSING: One (1) female calico short hair, answers to the name “Quiz Kitten 49-of-72.”

• CLARIFICATION: Today’s “Kitten Quiz” is not a quiz about kittens. We deeply apologize for any confusion.

• FOUND: Quiz Kitten 49-of-72 has been found. Thank you, all, for your assistance.

• UPDATE: There has been another unforeseen delay in this morning’s Kitten Quiz. Kitten Quiz will now take place this afternoon. Our apologies, again, for thee delays.

• WANTED: Person(s) knowledgeable about cat behavior.

• UPDATE: This afternoon’s Kitten Quiz has been moved to late afternoon.

• MISSING: One (1) female calico kitten, answers to the name “DAMMIT 49.”

• WANTED: Person(s) knowledgeable of contract law and/or “animal misrepresentation.”

• UPDATE: This afternoon’s Kitten Quiz has been canceled.

• FOUND: Quiz Kitten 49-of-72 has been found. Again.

• NOTICE: Apparently, kittens (and all other cats) possess neither the manual dexterity nor the abstract, higher-order thinking capabilities needed to write quizzes.

• NOTICE: Apparently, I was supposed to just know that already, according to my colleagues and lawyers.

• FOR ADOPTION: 72 quiz kittens.

• CLARIFICATION: These kittens cannot write quizzes.

• UPDATE: 71 quiz kittens.

• ANNOUNCING: My new cat, “49.”

Andrew R. Juhl needs his cats more than his cats knead him.

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