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ARIES (March 21-April 19): Sign contracts, enforce rules, or make a promise to someone you care deeply about, and you will make positive progress. Romance should be on your agenda for the evening hours. Embrace change.

TAURUS (April 20-May 20): Refuse to let anyone push you in a direction that you are unsure about. Let your intuition guide you, and you will eventually discover the results you are looking for. Don't let someone you love lead you astray.

GEMINI (May 21-June 20): You will face a challenging situation if you have been evasive. Don't hide the truth, or you will end up being blamed for something you didn't do. Focus on your strengths and doing your best to get ahead. Love is on the rise.

CANCER (June 21-July 22): Look for the most unusual route, and you will engage in the most interesting encounters and gain valuable experience. Follow your heart, and voice opinions that are based on your feelings and integrity.

LEO (July 23-Aug. 22): You may need a change of scenery, but don't enforce unnecessary alterations unless you have the time and money readily available. A conservative push will help you get what you want without regret or loss.

VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22): Keep an open mind when dealing with partnerships. Compromise will help you keep your relationship balanced. A unique change to the way you invest or handle your money will make a positive difference and outcome.

LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 22): Take a stance, and make a statement vocally or physically. It's up to you to make a choice and follow a path that suits you instead of accommodating everyone else. Happiness comes from doing what's best and right for you.

SCORPIO (Oct. 23-Nov. 21): Keep your priorities straight, and don't cave under pressure. Focus on creative endeavors and the pursuits that will bring you the greatest joy. Protect your mental and physical health from situations that are prone to stress and disputes.

SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. 21): Take a pass if someone tries to use emotional blackmail on you. Focus on personal growth and productivity. Communication will help you get a better understanding of what's going on and how you can avoid the turmoil.

CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19): Steer clear of unpredictable situations. Look for stability through conservative investments and tried-and-true methods that will help you accomplish your goals. Strength and courage will ward off negativity and opposition. Don't let anyone mislead you.

AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18): You can set a good example and work toward a goal that will boost your reputation as well as your confidence. A change in vocation and productive partnerships with those who complement your skills are in the stars.

PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20): Take your time, and ferret out information before you make a decision that will affect your future. You will learn a lot from those who have been faced with similar situations in the past. A favor will be granted if you ask graciously.



General and unsolicited advice:

• If you're ever looking for an easy way to take your outfit from "day to night," the best is to simply remove it and then put on your comfy jam-jams.

• There's a pretty big difference between "Go on a date with me, and you won't be sorry," and "If you don't do on a date with me, you'll be sorry,"— at least there is with HR.

• De-clutter. Nobody needs seven layers of dip. Five is enough.

• Here's a sure-fire way to jump-start a brain with a case of writer's block: Just take something that always has a set number, then add one. BAM. THERE'S YOUR STORY. (Examples: The Thirteenth Apostle, The 51st State, Her First Climax, etc.)

• Each and every day: Floss once, brush twice, meditate thrice, walk four miles, sleep seven hours, drink eight cups of water, and — most importantly — be spontaneous.

• Always keep a few multivitamins in your fridge. Then, if there's ever somebody in your house having a conniption, just offer them a "chill pill." If you're not immediately punched in the face, the situation has probably been defused.

• Republicans watching the Super Bowl, just remember this: You're not allowed to hate BOTH socialism and commercials. Gotta pick one.

• Every day is a gift. Just pretend you like it — even though it's kind of crappy and not really what you wanted.

Andrew R. Juhl advises you not to take advice from the Ledge.






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