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ARIES (March 21-April 19): Participate, and give back to your community or someone who has been there for you in the past. You will attract the attention of someone who can and will benefit you in the future. Love and commitment are heading in your direction.

TAURUS (April 20-May 20): When dealing with time or money management, you will be at a loss. Put your energy into something that will help you get ahead. Try to learn more and be positive about new developments. Choose quality over quantity.

GEMINI (May 21-June 20): Consider your options, and it will become clear what you should do next. Follow your heart, and assess what needs to be changed in your life to make things better. Study, travel, love, or doing your own thing will bring positive results.

CANCER (June 21-July 22): Concentrate on financial deals or adding value to something you already own. Don't be afraid to take a unique journey to reach your destination. Changing your attitude or beliefs is likely and will bring interesting results.

LEO (July 23-Aug. 22): Don't let others annoy you. Time is precious, and you can accomplish plenty if you focus on what's important to you. Think big, and work in conjunction with people who are intent on reaching similar goals.

VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22): Step up, and share your unique plans with others. A change in the way you live may be necessary in order to follow your dreams. Get together with people who are heading in the same direction as you.

LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 22): Don't worry about what others do or say. Stand up and be counted; you will make a difference. Your participation in various affairs will show others you are not one to push around. Love and romance will bring about a positive lifestyle change.

SCORPIO (Oct. 23-Nov. 21): Don't overlook fine but important details that can affect an important relationship. Let your intuition guide you when it comes to matters of a personal nature. Communicate from the heart; you will come out on top.

SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. 21): Take on more if it will allow you to show your finer attributes. A chance to impress someone who may be able to help you reach your goals will present itself. An idea you have will bring in extra cash.

CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19): Emotional matters will set you back mentally, physically, or financially if you don't take control. Put your plans in motion before it's too late. You don't have to follow the crowd, and you shouldn't pay for others' mistakes.

AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18): Keep your intentions a secret until you are sure you can deliver. Love is on the rise, and planning something special will bring high returns. Expanding your awareness, your family, or your expectations is within reach.

PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20): Keep an eye out for anyone trying to mislead you. Jealousy is likely to take place if someone you compete with gets ahead. Use your energy to get ahead, not to find fault in what someone else does.



Hipsterized Sesame Street:

• Big Bird (now Cage Free Organic Big Bird) is now mayor of Hooper's Store (now Hooper's Co-Op) on foursquare, which now has a three-star rating on Yelp. Elmo (now Emo) works there, selling Buddy Holly glasses, bow ties, fedoras, and mustache wax.

• "Won't you tell me how to get, how to get to Sesame Street … via bike lanes ONLY (preferably on a fixie)."

• Grover is almost fired when producers find out his real last name is Norquist, and he's just so OVER everything. He just can't. He simply CANNOT.

• It's not Sesame Street anymore, it's Quinoa Court. Which has been relocated from Manhattan to Brooklyn, which itself is now a neighborhood in Portland.

• The Yup-Yup/Nope-Nope aliens now spend all their time arguing over imported coffee.

• Mr. Snuffleupagus openly campaigns on Reddit in an attempt to join Anonymous by constantly blogging about the Occupy movement, only taking short breaks to watch English Premier League matches. 1-2-3-4-5, 6-7-8-9-10, 11-#KONY2012

• That "Dancing Feet" video has been recut to show one pair of feet, wearing Converse, standing motionless for 90 seconds while something appropriately shoe-gaze plays softly.

• Every Sunday, there's a new special episode in which muppet Ira Glass (voiced by Ira Glass) interviews adult humans residents, uncovering their implicit biases about their muppet neighbors, often in three to five acts.

Andrew R. Juhl thanks AT, BT, PS, RS, DH, KW, LVE, and SAL for contributing to today's Ledge.






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