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ARIES (March 21-April 19): Harness your skills, and present what you have to offer. Look at the big picture and the destinations you have in mind. Don't let someone you work with stress you out. Believe in your- self and your abilities.

TAURUS (April 20-May 20): Express your ideas, and expand your creative awareness. Get involved in events that offer a look at other cultures. Experience is the spice of life (not variety), and it can help you make adjustments to your way of living that will bring you greater happiness.

GEMINI (May 21-June 20): A personal change will open up a host of new possibilities. Do your research, and get the lowdown on costs involved before you move. Impulse is the enemy, but with practical application, a positive change will unfold.

CANCER (June 21-July 22): Stop fretting over the things you cannot control. Look at what you have, and be thankful. Difficult partnerships will help push you to make personal adjustments that will guide you into the new year with greater clarity.

LEO (July 23-Aug. 22): Expect to face opposition if you've been over- spending or doing things that don't include someone who cares about you. A change of location will help you see things clearly and encour- age you to make a move that will improve your personal life.

VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22): Emotional disillusionment will take over. Don't believe everything you hear. You are best to do your own thing and take care of your responsibilities without relying on anyone for help. Love is in the stars, but so is deception.

LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 22): Get out into your community, and participate in a worthwhile cause. The less time spent at home, the better. Some- one close to you will not understand your reasoning. Do your best to keep busy, and you'll avoid an emotional mishap.

SCORPIO (Oct. 23-Nov. 21): Set up talks that will help you plan your course of action in the new year. What you do to secure your work rela- tionships will make a difference. Network, and socialize with colleagues; you will make a lasting impression.

SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. 21): Make home improvements that will delight the people you love. Host a party, or make arrangements to travel to see friends or family. Doing your best to reconnect with the people you enjoy the most will be fun as well as informative.

CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19): Take care of business, and clear your calendar for end-of-the-year enjoyment. Love and romance are high- lighted, and making an impression on someone special will bring you closer together. Ask questions, and put uncertainty to rest.

AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18): Be careful what you say and how you deal with your responsibilities. A begrudging attitude will not buy you any favors. Pitch in, do your part, and you will get what you want in the end. A career change looks promising.

PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20): Do what feels right. Don't let anyone take advantage of you or lead you down a path that isn't in your best interest. Express your feelings, and plan to make a move or pick up new skills in the new year.



Andrew R. Juhl, Professor of Letters:

• Dear Restaurant Own- ers Everywhere: When you serve someone an ounce of ketchup, you've only served to anger them. It's ketchup. It costs 10 cents per tanker truck. Just leave a damn bottle on the table, thanks.

• Dear Elderly Man in Front of Me at Walgreen's Who Bought the 1,000-Count Bot- tle of Daily Vitamins: I LIKE YOUR OPTIMISM.

• Dear Restaurants "Wraps" Everywhere: Thank good- ness you came along and became popular when you did. Before you arrived, I have no way satiate my dual needs of eating something vaguely sandwich-like AND being frustrated to the point of tears.

• Dear Young Males Cur- rently Named Skyler: You have my sympathies.

• Dear Restaurant Bar- tenders Everywhere: Please assume I'd like to hear the specials. Add me to your list of "Dudes who always want to hear the specials." If you do not have such a list, cre- ateone—thenaddmetoit.

• Dear Holiday Snack Mixes: I love, on average, 35 percent of you. That is a Per. Mix. Average.

• Dear Restaurants Every- where: Just do whatever you want. I'm lazy and Amer- ican, so I will continue to visit you forever.

Andrew R. Juhl sometimes epistles himself.






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