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ARIES (March 21-April 19): Re-evaluate your relationships with others. It's best to make needed changes before the year comes to a close. New beginnings will motivate you to take charge of your life and head in a direction that will make you happy.

TAURUS (April 20-May 20): Say what's on your mind. Make travel plans that will allow you to spend time with the ones you love. You'll find some interesting items to purchase, but be careful not to spend too much. Charity begins at home.

GEMINI (May 21-June 20): You will face some uncertainty regarding your work or your relationship with one of your peers. Go above and beyond the call of duty and you will have less to worry about. Your effort will impress someone who can influence your future.

CANCER (June 21-July 22): You'll come up with some excellent ideas that will please the ones you love. Shopping for that special someone will pay off. Enjoy the festivities going on around you, or plan your own little gathering.

LEO (July 23-Aug. 22): Travel, go shopping or spend time finishing last-minute projects that need to be put to rest before the year comes to a close. Don't let an emotional situation at home paralyze you from following through with your plans.

VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22): Just say "yes." Keep life simple, precise and free of drama. Holding things together is something you do well, and with friends and family feeling the stress that often surfaces at this time of year, your steadiness will be welcomed.

LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 22): Listen attentively, but don't sign up for something that isn't in your best interest. What you do to help a cause will be impressive if you offer your time and expertise. Donations will soon be forgotten. Make a difference.

SCORPIO (Oct. 23-Nov. 21): Emotions will surface and nostalgia will set in. Remember, the past year will bring both fond and sour memories. Do your best to digest what's happened and reflect on the outcome before heading into the upcoming year.

SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. 21): Put your plans in motion. Tie up loose ends and prepare to make your way to a night out with friends or some family fun. Decorating or making positive changes to your home will get you in a festive mood.

CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19): Put more effort into tidying up loose ends and clearing up both professional and emotional matters that have been playing on your mind. Romance will help you clarify your feelings and enhance your personal future. Love is in the stars.

AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18): Keep your emotions in check. Now is not the time to bring up uncertainties regarding a partnership. Step back and take a moment to rethink how you should move forward. Strive for equality and you will find happiness.

PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20): Wanting to help those less fortunate is admirable, but do so by offering your time or services, not your hard-earned cash. Impulse purchases or donations will leave you in a precarious economic position when payments are due. Love is on the rise.



Haiku Fridays:

"Get a choc'late lab."

They said it'd make me happy.

Thought it'd be a room.

Dear The Entire World, It's time to get SERIOUS.

PS, I farted.

Casual Shakespeare: Hank 5, 2 Dudes from V-Town,

Dicky 3, King John.

Do not mourn my death; I will be with you al- ways.

My clones will make sure.

"You ate HOW MUCH pork!?"

That's a secret between me and my coroner.

Thank God for tables. Where else would we put options?

Surely not on chairs.

This crazy-ass world is madcap whackadoodle.

I'm for serial.

Children are precious, for within each one of them is a bag of cash.

My shrink ray complet- ed, I must thank all those who helped: the little people.

Resealable bags, this goes double for Prin- gles, Are just for quitters.

Andrew R. Juhl.

You should write him a haiku.

He did it for you.






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