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ARIES (March 21-April 19): Don't jump to conclusions regarding your status personally or professionally. Be willing to compromise, and you will find a way to make everyone happy. Put more passion into important partnerships, and you will get a good return.

TAURUS (April 20-May 20): Listen, observe, and ask questions. Don't let temptation lead you astray. Moderation and sticking to a simple workable plan is your best bet. Love is in the stars, and romance will enhance your personal life.

GEMINI (May 21-June 20): Find a solution or a way to help others, and you will gain valuable experience. An energetic approach to work or helping your peers will pay off. Don't make an impulsive purchase or investment. Take your time, and stick to a budget.

CANCER (June 21-July 22): Avoid situations that are compromising. You will face difficulties if you let your emotions lead to presumptuous actions. Take a step back from whatever situation you face, and look for alternate ways to move forward.

LEO (July 23-Aug. 22): Take a bold approach, and go after what you want with strength and courage. You can make positive changes if you are persistent but patient. Execute your plans with precision and timing. Don't mix business with pleasure.

VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22): Keep close tabs on your domestic situation. Make sure the changes taking place are mutual among those who will be affected. Love is on the rise, but don't feel you have to buy someone's affection or attention. Honesty is your best bet.

LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 22): Erratic behavior will not help you get the results you are looking for. Focus on communication and sharing your thoughts and feelings. Once you open up a dialogue, you will discover who will be helpful and who will not.

SCORPIO (Oct. 23-Nov. 21): Keep your secrets in a safe place. You don't want anyone to have the upper hand or be able to outsmart you when it comes to work. Focus on what's trendy, and use your intelligence and imagination to outsmart the competition.

SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. 21): Shoot for the stars. Be progressive and aggressive in your pursuits. The changes you make will be accepted as long as you have your strategy in place. An emotional matter will bring about a positive alteration to the way you live.

CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19): Keep a low profile. If you work quietly behind the scenes, you will get ahead, giving you greater flexibility to enjoy the end-of-year festivities. Don't worry about the changes going on around you. Stick to your game plan.

AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18): Push your ideas forward. You will feel better knowing you will reach your goals and complete what needs to be done before the end of the year. Make suggestions, but don't do the work unless you are offered something in return.

PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20): Say as little as possible, and don't make unrealistic promises. Take action, and do what's expected of you and more. You should focus on getting along with others and making personal improvements that will help you advance.

We hold these truths to be self- evident (and a little nerdy):

• Why is it taking so long for female-led superhero movies to catch-on? Is it because nobody likes attrac- tive women in form-fitting clothes, or is it because no- body likes superhero mov- ies? Is it both? It's probably both.

• Growing-up means finally admitting to yourself: you were probably always somewhere between a Huf- flepuff and a Ravenclaw, even on your best days.

• How desperate was Prince Charming that he made every girl in entire the kingdom try on that glass slipper? Like, seriously: Give it the morning, then call it a day. Maybe post a flier, and let her come to you. You got princey stuffs to be doin'.

• "A stretched rope is a rope that is stretched," is a double tautology.

• I would pay good mon- ey to see a Superman mov- ie where he's just Clark Kent trying to save print journalism.

• How pissed do you think Bowser is when he gets a report that Mario killed thousands upon thou- sands of his troops, only to die by accidentally falling down a shaft?

Andrew R. Juhl thanks many friends and many beers for the material in today's Ledge.

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