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ARIES (March 21-April 19): Don't let anyone push you around in the workplace. Build strong alliances with key people, and use your expertise to outdo whoever wants to challenge you. Speak openly, and you will impress someone looking for exactly what you have to offer.

TAURUS (April 20-May 20): Discretion will be key when it comes to your comings and goings. Arguments will erupt if you are too vocal, leaving you in a precarious position and behind schedule. Inward focus and self-sufficiency will be key if you want to advance. Love is highlighted.

GEMINI (May 21-June 20): Give more thought to the relationships you have with others. You can learn through sharing, but if you choose to let past emotional issues come between you and your aspirations, all will be lost. Put the past behind you, and move forward gracefully.

CANCER (June 21-July 22): Claim what's yours, and don't look back. Take an unusual approach to what you want, using experience and unorthodox methods to outsmart anyone chasing close behind you. Owning, presenting, and pursuing your goals will lead to success.

LEO (July 23-Aug. 22): Don't allow limitations and frustrations caused by others to slow you down. Initiate change with precision and determination. Take the role of a leader, and delegate work to those you feel can help you reach your goals.

VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22): Take a moment to consider how you will be affected mentally, emotionally, and financially before you agree to something someone is trying to force on you. Joint ventures are not in your best interest. Disillusionment and deception are present.

LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 22): Make travel plans, or enjoy getting together with friends. The information you pick up will help you make a personal choice regarding someone you have worked with or dated in the past. Partnerships are changing and are best handled carefully.

SCORPIO (Oct. 23-Nov. 21): Go over your past accomplishments and incorporate them into your rèsumè. Beefing up your image will help push you into the running for a key position that allows you to make your mark. Don't be afraid to be unique and creative.

SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. 21): Show a little spirit and bravado. You will have big ideas and the energy and wherewithal to turn your dreams into a reality. Someone may try to dismantle your plans unscrupulously, so be on guard and protect your position.

CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19): Rapid change will have disadvantages. If you feel uncomfortable, it's best to take a pass. Hidden information is apparent and can upset a deal you are counting on. Pay close attention to detail and don't rely on others.

AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18): Look for the perfect position, or make a point of partnering with someone who can complement what you have to offer. A change in the way you earn your living is apparent and looks not only beneficial but interesting as well.

PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20): Talk less, and do more. Your actions will speak for you and determine how far you'll get. Love is on the rise, and advancement based on performance will be honored. Put more into your creative planning, and you will impress onlookers.



Rejected DI Headlines:

• Local Man Wins Origami Tournament by Folding Under Pressure

• Banana Republic Employee Gets Kohl's in Her Christmas Stocking

• Peter Jackson's Next Trilogy: A Sweeping Epic about a French Maid

• Researchers: Americans No Longer Understand Proper Usage of Question Mark?

• Chef Arrested for Poaching Eggs, Selling Tusks on Black Market

• Cardiologist Offers Heartfelt Apology in Malpractice Case

• Rehabilitated Convict Second-Guesses Back-Seat Driver's Conversion to Islam

• Crestfallen Tube of Toothpaste Lying on Floor Next to Bathroom Sink

• Fans of Lori, Tom Refuse to Put Aside Their Petty Differences

• Lane Bryant Has a Nice Rack

• Geneticists Create True "Lovebug" Complete with "XO-Skeleton"

• Change Coming to the American Union of Vending Machine Operators

• Inventor of Auto-Correct Dies, Probably Burning in Ducking He'll

• Minority Dog Leader "Tired of the Man Putting Us Down"

• Republicans to Push "Jesus is the Reason for the Season" Campaign this Arbor Day

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