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ARIES (March 21-April 19): Don't let uncertainty cloud your judgment. Look deep inside and you will find the answers you are looking for. Good fortune will come from your ability to openly discuss any problems or concerns you have. Don't be shy.

TAURUS (April 20-May 20): Emotions will flare up if you get into arguments and don't maintain your honesty and integrity. Embellishment and indulgence will be the culprits that set situations spinning out of control. Choose self-improvement over criticizing others.

GEMINI (May 21-June 20): You'll be more focused on having fun than getting things done. Popularity is attainable, but not at the cost of failing in school, at work or taking care of responsibilities. Do what needs to be done first.

CANCER (June 21-July 22): Completing tasks will be the goal in order to get ahead professionally, financially or where education is concerned. A trip or mentor will take you on an unexpected journey that will influence your future. Let your intuition guide you.

LEO (July 23-Aug. 22): Embrace a challenge, a playful activity or dealing with youngsters with great enthusiasm, and you will gain wisdom from the experience. You can make changes to how you live while also adding to your knowledge and skills.

VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22): Secrets will be revealed, and being prepared to face whatever develops will be necessary if you want to avoid discord. Put greater emphasis on making personal improvements and doing your best to protect and appreciate the ones you love.

LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 22): Speak your mind and share your thoughts. Don't worry about someone who is trying to bully you into something. Simply say "no" and keep on moving. Take control, make the changes that suit you and don't look back. Put yourself first.

SCORPIO (Oct. 23-Nov. 21): You must proceed with caution. You may think you have a handle on a situation, but emotions will get stirred up, causing irrational actions. Stick close to home and protect what you've worked so hard to achieve. Learn from past mistakes.

SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. 21): Stick to your plans and fill your day with accomplishments. You will make an impressive display of offering assistance, options and suggestions that will boost your reputation and bring about recognition and rewards. Romance is highlighted and will improve your personal life.

CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19): Don't fold under pressure or give in to demands. You may not like the changes going on around you, but if you stick to what you know, do your best and work quietly behind the scenes, you will come out on top.

AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18): Jump into action and take on the role of a leader. Apply for a new position or go above and beyond the call of duty, and you will advance. Love is highlighted, and partnerships will prove beneficial. Expand, explore and experiment.

PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20): Put any differences you have aside. You cannot advance if you are constantly fighting everyone around you. Focus on truth, talent and adjusting your skills to suit the current economic climate. Aim to fix and stabilize instead of destroying and starting over.

General and Unsolicited advice:

• Here's a good piece of advice for you: People who say, "Here's a good piece of advice for you ..." rarely give you a good piece of advice.

• If it doesn't hurt to ask, you're doing it wrong. It should always hurt — even if just a little — to ask.

• If you're ever having par- anoid thoughts, just Google "how to get rid of paranoid thoughts." That lets the people working for the gov- ernment spying on the peo- ple working at Google know to send someone directly to your location and have you killed.

• The person you're interest- ed in doesn't appear to have any red flags? THAT'S A RED FLAG.

• You actively look for red flags when you meet a per- son you're interested in? THAT'S A RED FLAG.

• Whenever somebody tells you they're "not book smart but have a lot of common sense," keep asking them about decisions they made between the ages of 17-23 until they prove themselves wrong.

• Making fun of someone because they're older than you is like one Pringle laughing at another Pringle because it's closer to the top of the can.

Andrew R. Juhl advises against taking his advice.

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