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ARIES (March 21-April 19): It's full speed ahead. Refuse to let an emotional matter blow up, causing you to miss out on an opportunity. Experience is the engine for success and will enable you to expand your interests and goals. Love is highlighted.

TAURUS (April 20-May 20): Rely on those you trust and respect. Don't get angry about the suggestions made. Listen carefully; you will find a way to use the information you receive in a positive manner. A self-improvement project will bring good results.

GEMINI (May 21-June 20): Ask for help, and fight back if someone is unfair. Don't let an emotional or personal matter stop you from pursuing a position or occupation you desire. A partnership can change the way you live. Love is in the stars.

CANCER (June 21-July 22): Emotional matters will flare up if you have been inconsistent. Don't let uncertainty about your future stand between you and an opportunity to enhance your professional relationships. Try to understand the background or history of your peers.

LEO (July 23-Aug. 22): Socialize, and you will attract enthusiastic people interested in helping you bring about the changes you feel strongly about making. A money deal or contract will face some glitches because of a lack of conformity. Do your best to present conservative alternatives.

VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22): Your efforts to help a cause will not be in vain but could be met with opposition. Expect someone you live near to offer false information or misinterpret you. Changes at home may be worrisome, but in time, they will prove to be beneficial.

LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 22): Take the initiative, and make things happen. You can make a difference if you follow through with your beliefs and make your voice heard. Romance will bring positive results in your love life. Make positive changes at home.

SCORPIO (Oct. 23-Nov. 21): Get to work, and show everyone what you can do. It's up to you to manipulate your vocational situation to help you market your talent and protect your position. Use your experience, quick response, and insight to get ahead.

SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. 21): Withhold secret information that someone may be able to use against you. Use your knowledge, experience, and versatility to improve your personal life. Greater emphasis on important relationships will pay off, ensuring positive alterations at home.

CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19): Let situations unfold naturally. It is best not to interfere or get in the middle of someone else's agenda. Concentrate on personal concerns and how you best see yourself moving forward. Take care of your own concerns, not those of others.

AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18): Explore new avenues, meet interesting people, and share your views. Be a participant; your help and encouragement will be rewarded. An important relationship can be taken to the next level. Options for professional advancement are apparent.

PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20): Rely on the people you know you can trust. Do not share personal information that has the potential to damage your reputation or prospects. Connect with someone from your past. Youngsters can offer an innocent point of view.



Andrew R. Juhl, Professor of Letters:

• Dear Restaurant Owners Everywhere: When you serve someone an ounce of ketchup, you've only served to anger them. It's ketchup. It costs 10 cents per tanker truck. Just leave a damn bottle on the table, thanks.

• Dear Elderly Man in Front of Me at Walgreen's Who Bought the 1,000-Count Bottle of Daily Vitamins: I LIKE YOUR OPTIMISM.

• Dear Restaurants "Wraps" Everywhere: Thank goodness you came along and became popular when you did. Before you arrived, I have no way satiate my dual needs of eating something vaguely sandwich-like AND being frustrated to the point of tears.

• Dear College Ex-Girlfriend Now Married to a Doctor: It still bothers me that think I have trouble letting things go.

• Dear Restaurant Urinals Everywhere: Thank you for always letting me know that, yes, I am in the right bathroom.

• Dear Young Males Currently Named Skyler: You have my sympathies.

• Dear Restaurant Bartenders Everywhere: Please assume I'd like to hear the specials. Add me to your list of "Dudes who always want to hear the specials." If you do not have such a list, create one — then add me to it.

• Dear Holiday Snack Mixes: I love, on average, 35 percent of you. That is a Per. Mix. Average.

• Dear Restaurants Everywhere: Just do whatever you want. I'm lazy and American, so I will continue to visit you forever.

Andrew R. Juhl sometimes epistles himself






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