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ARIES (March 21-April 19): Revamp your current financial strategy. You can raise your income if you invest wisely. Obtain knowledge in order to change your career or to allow you to earn a living from home or while traveling. Love is highlighted.

TAURUS (April 20-May 20): Underestimating someone's motives will be costly. Keep your finger on the pulse and your head clear in order to avoid having someone take advantage of your generosity and trusting nature. Don't spend unnecessarily. Put more time and effort into your job.

GEMINI (May 21-June 20): Make home improvements that will ease your stress by cutting costly living expenses. A partnership can help you take control of your life by giving you more time to spend perfecting your skills and marketing your services. Romance is highlighted.

CANCER (June 21-July 22): Don't be a follower. If you want to do something differently, come up with your own idea, and make it happen. Someone you least expect will attempt to mislead you. Protect your heart, your job, and your reputation.

LEO (July 23-Aug. 22): Dig deep, and ferret out information that will help you stay ahead of the competition. Maintain your position, and you will stand out and impress someone you love. Taking action will prove you are serious about what you say and believe.

VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22): Don't feel obligated to make the first move; better to let situations unfold naturally and without interference. Put greater emphasis on upholding your promises. What you do will reflect who you are. Protect your reputation.

LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 22): Be prepared to make a move if necessary. Organization will be critical in allowing you to act decisively. A close bond will form with someone you share common interests with. Don't hesitate to express your thoughts and hopes for the future.

SCORPIO (Oct. 23-Nov. 21): Look into new job prospects. Networking will pay off if you refer to what you have accomplished. Attracting interest in your talents will be the first step to achieving your dreams. Don't stop when there is so much to gain.

SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. 21): Speak up, share ideas, and make changes personally and domestically. What you do now can help create a bright future. Surround yourself with people you can count on and the things that make you happy. Don't settle for second best.

CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19): Put a little muscle behind your words. Following through will show everyone you mean business. The changes you make at home will help you build a strong base for a better future. Mix business with pleasure and excel.

AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18): Think fast. A job prospect looks inviting. What you do to help someone in a tight spot will buy you respect and a referral that will shape a brighter future. Love is highlighted, and celebrating will encourage romance.

PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20): You have to clear your mind before you make a decision. An unrealistic view of a situation will cost you emotionally and financially. Don't make personal changes before settling pending disputes, legal matters, or health problems.



OK to hear at a Da Club but not the Senior Citizens' Center:

• "Have you ever seen a skirt that short before?"

• "You just made my heart skip a beat."

• "What do I wear to bed? Depends."

• "Save the last dance for me?"

• "Drop dead."

• "He looks DTF."

• "Tonight I'm ridin' dirty."

• "You have a condom, right?"

• "Last call."

• "Does the carpet match the drapes?"

• "You wanna use the paddles?"

• "Man, what died in here?"

• "I don't even have a gag reflex anymore."

• "Lotta hotties here tonight."

• "My panties are so wet right now."

• "One of our regulars got two of the girls pregnant last month."

• "There's a couple having sex in the men's room."

• "I can see myself spending the rest of my life with you."

Andrew R. Juhl thanks Jayne, Erik, David, Kevin, Kit & Aaron for contributing to today's Ledge.






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