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ARIES (March 21-April 19): Recognize what you need to focus on and make a point of organizing your time to reach your professional year-end deadlines. Self-improvement will pay off and lead to compliments and welcome reunions with someone you miss.

TAURUS (April 20-May 20): Don't expect things to be easy. Do the work required to reach your goals, and refuse to let anyone interfere. You don't have to spend a lot to make a good impression. Do your best; that should suffice.

GEMINI (May 21-June 20): Don't let the changes you are facing stifle your performance. You've got a better foothold than you realize, so you should leap into action to make your dreams come true. Your ability to take charge and move forward will be envied.

CANCER (June 21-July 22): Emotional discord can be expected if you don't face a challenge optimistically. Reach out, and collaborate; you will find a worthwhile solution. Treat yourself to something that makes you feel good, such as a new outfit or hairstyle.

LEO (July 23-Aug. 22): Bargain-hunting will pay off. Your outgoing approach will draw positive attention. A change is heading your way, and socializing or getting together with someone you love will lead to an interesting development. Love is in the stars.

VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22): Proceed with caution. You may want to make domestic changes, but make sure you have the approval of everyone who will be affected by the choices you make. Do your best to stick to a budget and accommodate the ones you love.

LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 22): Communicate with a friend, neighbor, or relative who can give you a different view of your current personal situation. Problems at home will escalate if you don't make your voice heard. Play the role of mediator with your roommates.

SCORPIO (Oct. 23-Nov. 21): Visiting a friend or getting involved in your community will brighten your day. Your unique approach to the way you live will set an example for someone looking for advice. A positive change in the way you earn your living is within reach.

SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. 21): Spice up your life, and look for adventure. Whether you learn something new or travel to a destination you've never been before, an open mind will lead to new friendships and shared information. Love is highlighted.

CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19): You'll face opposition if you make sudden changes. Learn from experience, and share your intentions before you get underway. A deal you are being offered will have hidden costs. Don't commit to anything without knowing the bottom line.

AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18): Your income will get a boost if you look into alternative ways to market what you have to offer. A partnership will turn out to be beneficial. Don't limit what you can do because you fear failure. Give it your best shot.

PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20): Don't believe everything you hear. You can learn from observing how others react to what you do. Concentrate on being disciplined when pursuing your goals or taking care of your responsibilities, and you will avoid complaints.

Overheard at Thanksgiving:

"How do you spell 'Google?'"

"You are all D-O-B-M dumb."

"Of course you can have more booze. This isn't an alcohol museum."

"Stop tweeting everything I say!"

"Arlene, sit down before I cut you like the damn turkey!"

"That white dog is surrounded by all those black dogs. They must call him 'Coach.'"

"You're Canadian? Go back to the 'Already had Thanksgiving' table."

"...and [dissecting cow testicles is] how David learned he wanted to be an eye doctor."

"Wait, so what happens to Black Friday when Thanksgiving falls on a Friday?"

"I use horse shampoo so my hair will grow faster, BUT IT'S FOR PEOPLE TOO!"

"I'd like the least offensive alcohol you've got."

"If I can get it in my mouth, I can swallow it."

"We drank all the eggs."

"Champagne's a funny thing... That's how I bought my Rembrandt."

"I'm gonna eat so much it's going to make you sick."

"Your baby is in the living room. They're passing her around like a joint."

Andrew R. Juhl thanks his Facebook friends and Twitter followers for sharing their overheards.

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