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ARIES (March 21-April 19): You will attract romance with your charismatic personality and your energetic approach to life. Don't be too quick to jump into a relationship or make a big decision. Don't take love for granted.

TAURUS (April 20-May 20): Friends and relatives will help you reach your goals as long as you are realistic and avoid excess in any way, shape or form. Love with intensity and live life practically, and you will achieve your goals.

GEMINI (May 21-June 20): Help someone in need or improve the community you live in. A good deed will bring unexpected rewards. Do whatever it takes to improve your work space at home and revive an old dream you want to pursue.

CANCER (June 21-July 22): Get involved in events that are conducive to socializing. The more time you get to present what you have to offer, the better your chance to connect with someone who can help you out personally or professionally.

LEO (July 23-Aug. 22): Keep your thoughts to yourself. Get out and do something that will bring you knowledge or help you update your skills. Keep life simple and enforce moderation in everything you do. Now is not the time to indulge in discord.

VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22): Engage in talks that give you a better understanding of what the people you work with would like to see happen. Your ability to find solutions will put you in a key position. Romance will brighten your personal life.

LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 22): Focus on getting ahead or revisiting a vocation you always thought you'd enjoy. Don't let negativity or pushiness from others stop you from following your heart. Be brave and make the changes necessary to fulfill your desires.

SCORPIO (Oct. 23-Nov. 21): Present your ideas to someone you trust before you solidify any plans or make a move that can affect your reputation or professional status. You are up for a change, but proceed cautiously.

SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. 21): Don't donate too much time or cash to an organization you know little about. You'll be taken advantage of if you aren't careful. Added responsibilities should spark a positive move, but first make sure your priorities are straight.

CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19): Your determination will stand out and help you get your way. Ask for favors, but offer an incentive in return. Communication will be the key to getting others to understand what you are trying to accomplish. Be precise and entertaining.

AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18): Get a concern out in the open. Allowing a situation to fester will make matters worse. Focus on positive changes you can make to help improve your personal life. A negative influence is best kept at arm's length.

PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20): Creative projects will boost your earning potential and lead to a promising new enterprise. You can get further ahead if you are careful not to overspend. Volunteers will help curb costs.



Questions I've Asked Myself Recently:

• Why is it so hard to be friends with an ex or eat a taco hanging upside down?

• How come you always see commercials for cars and commercials for insurance, but you never see a commercial for car insurance?

• If not one, then what's a good number of tracks for my mind to have?

• If we can put a man on the Moon, why can't we just keep Chris Brown in jail?

• Am I earning bad karma by not believing in karma?

• Why is it considered good luck to be pooped on by a bird but a criminal misdemeanor to poop on a kit of pigeons you super-glued to a park bench?

• When should I switch my puppy off formula and on to malt liquor?

• Won't our first alien visitors find it off-putting to learn we drink the milk of cows and blood of goats?

• Why isn't there a Facebook game in which I can earn points by ceaselessly annoying my friends?

• How many bupkisses in a diddly-squat, and how does that translate into nadas on the zip-zero-zilch scale?

• Why do my coworkers con- tinue to insinuate I'm a Rus- sian spy no matter how many times I tell them I'm nyet?

• Will this world remember me more as a selfless hero or its ultimate savior?

Andrew R. Juhl questionably questions his questioning ability.






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