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ARIES (March 21-April 19): You've got a lot to deal with, but anger is not the answer. Take a step back, and do your best to rethink what's occurred before you take action. Say little, and do what's necessary to maintain peace.

TAURUS (April 20-May 20): Take a short trip. Make a visit to someone who can offer you insight, knowledge, or a helping hand. A partnership will help you secure your position and give you the clout you need to persuade others to share your concern.

GEMINI (May 21-June 20): You can make a difference if you offer suggestions and implement diverse ways to use your skills. Your ability to find solutions will increase your popularity. Cutting domestic expenses will help you get ahead financially.

CANCER (June 21-July 22): Don't let last-minute changes bother you. Do your own thing. Show everyone how innovative you are, and you will build a support system that doesn't depend on what others do. Romance is on the rise. Check out an unusual interest.

LEO (July 23-Aug. 22): Get together with friends, or sign up for a course. The experience you will have and the knowledge you will gain will enrich you. Getting back to basics and controlling your emotional response will help you bypass someone who is critical.

VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22): Getting involved in social events that are geared toward meeting new people and learning about opportunities in your chosen field will be enlightening. Don't be too quick to make a move. Do your research first in order to get the best deal.

LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 22): Don't let personal matters slow you down or stand in the way of your professional advancement. Interact with people who have something to offer, not on those asking for something or putting demands on your time. A partnership can help expand your financial intake.

SCORPIO (Oct. 23-Nov. 21): Make a concerted effort to get along with your peers. Overly reacting or taking on more than you can handle will not work in your favor. Choose self-improvement over trying to change others. Taking an unusual approach will prove beneficial.

SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. 21): Listen, learn, and put your findings into play. You can make positive changes that will benefit you at home and at work as long as you avoid making rash moves based on anger instead of facts.

CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19): Emphasis should be put on being productive at work, where you can make a difference to your financial future. Don't waste time on emotional matters that are unpredictable and can only lead to upset and wasting valuable time.

AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18): Group endeavors will be costly and lead to negative encounters. Think matters through, and put your money where you feel it will bring the highest return. Invest in yourself, not someone else. Follow your gut; don't look back.

PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20): Make financial, legal, or medical decisions based on the information you discover, and you will improve your chances on all counts, making your life fuller, richer, and less stressful. Love is in the stars, and a promise can be made.



Juhl 2024:

• I will cut Supreme Court costs by 66 percent by reducing the number of justices from nine down to three: one man, one woman, and one coin that gets tossed if the other two judges don't agree.

• I will rebrand Hungry Man frozen dinners as "Lonely Guy." Because they are.

• NEW LAW: Once there's a sexual connotation associated with a word or abbreviation, it cannot be used in other situations. So … Dick's Sporting Goods, directors of photography, and car transmissions: Sorry, but you gotta find new descriptors.

• Anyone convicted of a violent crime will be deported to Canada.

• War will be declared on Canada, as it is now a morally corrupt country full of moose (a.k.a. "Satan's Reindeer") and violent criminals; I'm pretty sure the U.N. will support military action based on these facts.

• I will create a provision that only members of a new third party, the Emocrats, may hold positions on the House Ways & Means Committee; taxes should cut themselves.

• I have watched all eight Harry Potter movies back-to-back over the course of a single day while subsisting on nothing but family-size Papa Murphy's pizza and two bottles of really cheap Scotch. CAN THE OTHER CANDIDATE CLAIM THE SAME?

Andrew R. Juhl thanks Jayne Sanderson for contributing to today's Ledge.






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