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ARIES (March 21-April 19): Contractual, legal, or financial problems will occur. Don’t let outsiders get involved in handling your affairs. Focus on cutting corners by using unique methods that suit your daily routine. Negotiate job offers professionally and sign on the dotted line.

TAURUS (April 20-May 20): Stay on top of your responsibilities. You will learn a lot if you watch the way others handle situations. Avoid a dispute by being an observer. You don’t have to buy love. A romantic gesture will improve your personal life.

GEMINI (May 21-June 20): Work at getting along with your peers and colleagues. It’s important to be flexible and to offer assistance if you want to advance. Don’t let uncertainty regarding how you earn your living lead to a costly mistake.

CANCER (June 21-July 22): Put more time and effort into creative projects. Be open to suggestions offered from an unusual source. Love is on the rise, and mixing business with pleasure will have its advantages. Listen carefully. Observation is your best friend.

LEO (July 23-Aug. 22): Don’t give in to bullying, indulgence, or overspending. Think about your future, and consider the changes you need to make to secure your position personally and professionally. Physical activity will help ease your stress. Communication will help you get started.

VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22): Take action, be a participant, and make changes to legal, financial, or medical matters that may arise. Hard work will be necessary in order to complete projects to your specifications. Love is highlighted, and socializing will lead to an interesting encounter.

LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 22): Do whatever it takes to protect your home and to avoid changes within important relationships. Compromise may not be a long-term solution, but it can buy you enough time to set up what needs to be done.

SCORPIO (Oct. 23-Nov. 21): Do things your way, and enjoy being different and using unorthodox methods to accomplish your goals. As long as you maintain a strict budget and allow others the same freedom, you will gain respect and the feeling of personal satisfaction.

SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. 21): Don’t let emotional issues get you down. Make whatever adjustments you can to ensure that your home and those you love are protected from any situation that appears uncertain or could lead to loss. Good fortune comes from expert maneuvers.

CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19): Don’t let the changes others make unnerve you. Stick to what’s worked for you in the past, but give whatever you do a unique twist to ensure that you attract interest and consideration for upcoming positions. Love is in the stars.

AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18): Don’t get down, get moving. Letting what others say or do bother you is a waste of time. Concentrate on what you can accomplish, present, and promote what you have to offer. Success is the name of the game. Invest in you.

PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20): You can raise your financial intake through a smart investment. Look at the current trends, and manipulate your skills, services, and talents to meet public needs. A personal partnership can help cut your overhead if you share costs.



I’m an undecided voter (part 1 of 2):

• I believe that condoms should be made freely available to teenagers, BUT I also believe the instructions on those condoms should be written English, in our official language.

• I believe our military is dangerously overextended, BUT I also think that brown people can’t possibly be trusted with that much oil.

• I’m in favor of saving short-eared owls from extinction, BUT I also support a constitutional amendment banning gay short-eared owl marriage.

• I believe that if a woman is raped, she should be forced to carry the fetus to full term, BUT I also believe that a woman should be allowed own an AK-47 to protect herself against government-mandated newborns.

• I believe that government is far too large, BUT I also want a government job someday.

• I think gas prices should reflect the true costs of acquiring that gas and maintaining the roads, BUT I also think that public transportation is a waste of everyone’s time and money.

• I believe the ridiculous amount of pork-barrel spending going on in Congress needs to come to an end, BUT I also believe the government should subsidize my next iPhone, dammit.

• I believe money equals speech, BUT I’m also in favor of defunding public radio.

• I strongly oppose teaching creationism in public schools, BUT I also support NASA receiving faith-based subsidies to build the Cross Space Station.

Andrew R. Juhl thanks Erik S. Johnson for contributing to today’s Ledge.






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