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ARIES (March 21-April 19): Face changes with enthusiasm. Go with the current instead of against it. The more you do to improve your knowledge and fine-tune your skills, the easier it will be to move forward. Romance is highlighted.

TAURUS (April 20-May 20): Get whatever has been bothering you out in the open. Discuss your concerns, and offer suggestions that will work for everyone involved. Don’t use pressure — if you do a good job, you will get what you want.

GEMINI (May 21-June 20): Money, real estate, settlements, legal, and health issues will need to be looked at carefully. Don’t let anyone pressure you into making a snap decision. Time is on your side, and gathering information will help you do what’s right.

CANCER (June 21-July 22): Confusion, procrastination, and uncertainty will contribute to your stress. Talk to someone you trust, and you will get solid advice that can help you make a responsible choice. Don't let an emotional situation lead you down the wrong path.

LEO (July 23-Aug. 22): Accept a challenge. Your energetic, fun-loving attitude will be difficult to beat. Live in the moment, play to win, and everyone will want to join your team. Love is in the stars, so an entertaining evening should be planned.

VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22): Talk with people you believe have inside information that can help you make an important decision. You have plenty to gain as long as you do your research and are prepared to make an intuitive but carefully considered move.

LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 22): A work-related situation looks troublesome. Stay out of the line of fire. Concentrate on solutions rather than adding to the problem. Listen to your intuition. Say little, but do a lot, and you will win points. Don’t mix business with pleasure.

SCORPIO (Oct. 23-Nov. 21): Being unique will help you get ahead. Present and promote what you have to offer. Learn how to handle constructive criticism. You’ve got what it takes to make your dreams come true. Don’t waffle when you should be wheeling and dealing.

SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. 21): Listen carefully. Observation will help keep you out of trouble. Taking action and letting anger get the best of you will put you in the eye of the storm. Focus on getting your responsibilities out of the way and making positive changes at home.

CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19): Stick close to home, and avoid making impulsive decisions, moves, or changes. You’ll face problems when dealing with friends, peers, and relatives. If someone is acting unpredictably, keep your distance. It’s better to be safe than sorry.

AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18): Concentrate on money matters. Learn to save, and you will build the security you need to ease stress. Don’t go overboard or take on more than you can handle. Balance and simplicity, along with moderation, will lead to success.

PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20): Help others cautiously. There’s a fine line between doing good and being used and taken for granted. Make sure you take care of paperwork before you commit to something. The written word will ensure that you get a fair deal.



Haiku Wednesday:

My family tree,
few branches but still shady,
and so full of saps.

“Would you like a drink?”
is my nice way of saying,
“I would like a drink.”

I pay her with laughs,
and though she accepts, she tires
of minimum wage.

Jars and jars of cash,
buried throughout the backyard.
Safer than in banks.

“Y’all talk funny,”
she said of the Iowans
in a Southern drawl.

I missed the sermon,
distracted by lights glinting
off Preacher’s Rolex.

I pledge heart, soul, life,
and tell her how I love her,
and she says “ditto.”

“Lacks ability.”
But my teachers had it wrong:
Lax ability.

Sleeps all day, needs pills,
diet restrictions, has fleas,
not the best girlfriend.

I am not “a tramp,”
and I have not “been around.”
I’m “sexperienced.”

I’m completely broke
and e’rything I own is
completely broke, too.

Andrew R. Juhl;
you should write him a haiku;
he did it for you.






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