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ARIES (March 21-April 19): Communication will lead to solutions, earning more money, or developing a closer bond to someone you have a future with. You can make travel plans, but be reasonable regarding your destination. A safe, secure location is essential.

TAURUS (April 20-May 20): A fast-talker will try to get between you and your cash. Refrain from taking on any more responsibilities until you take care of the ones you already have. Picking up knowledge or taking short and informative trips is advised.

GEMINI (May 21-June 20): Emotional matters will surface. Stick to the truth even if it causes a scene. Express your opinions so you can move on without delay or regret. Greater opportunities await you. Love is highlighted.

CANCER (June 21-July 22): Troubles at home are best avoided if possible. Wait for a better time to find workable solutions. Put your energy into expanding your horizons, making new contacts, and sharing your thoughts with like-minded people. Trust your intuition.

LEO (July 23-Aug. 22): Get out and experience life. Idle time will work against you. Take care of your chores and responsibilities to avoid complaints before you go on vacation. Back away from joint financial ventures. You will not be given accurate figures and are likely to encounter loss.

VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22): Don't let your emotions lead you down a precarious path. Focus on trust, honesty and hard work. A practical approach will help you avoid a costly error. Impulse is the enemy, so slow down. Refuse to give in to emotional blackmail.

LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 22): Take part in community or family events. Share your thoughts, and expand your interests. A creative idea you have can lead to good fortune. Pleasure trips are highlighted along with romance and updating your appearance and image.

SCORPIO (Oct. 23-Nov. 21): A guarded approach to what you are doing will help you avoid interference. Follow your gut feeling when dealing with personal matters. Emotional deception is apparent, making it essential to trust in you and you alone.

SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. 21): Make changes that will improve your standard of living. Apply for a better position or make a residential move that will help you build your assets. Take a passionate approach to relationships. Let go of the past, and initiate positive change.

CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19): Emotional disillusionment will lead you down the wrong path. You cannot save everyone and must refrain from giving too much in an attempt to make an impression. An unexpected change in your relationship with a friend, colleague, or relative will be costly.

AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18): You can get what you want if you approach your goals with integrity and innovation and are able to offer something that is impossible to refuse. Use your intelligence, and you will come up with the perfect plan to get ahead.

PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20): Pay close attention to what's going on around you. A creative idea you have will pay off financially. Be careful when dealing with sensitive issues. Someone is likely to start an argument if you take sides or voice your opinion.

We hold these truths to be self-evident (and a little nerdy):

• ACN seems to think its biggest issue is news manipulation or their egomaniacal lead anchor, when it actuality it's probably that all the news they cover is at least 2 years old.

• The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen would be better if it were divided into two conferences instead of its present four.

• It's kind of weird how often Mario and Luigi find flowers that, if eaten, allow them to spit fireballs, when in real life that almost never happens more than a couple of times per year.

• It's a good thing Mix-a-Lot was eventually knighted. Otherwise, that name would've been a very stupid choice.

• When it comes to fantasy races, you should never make your role-playing character and the reasons those races are bad ideas, both Halflings and Gnomes are on my Shortlist Shortlist.

• I think we can all agree that "Game of Thrones" is the greatest show in television history about characters informing each other about events that took place elsewhere and weeks ago. Though, let's be honest, it would be a much better show if there were a few more characters and they all got less screen time.

• People still complain bitterly about the endings of "Lost" and "How I met Your Mother," but — in all honesty — the ending of "The Sopranos" was probably the

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