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ARIES (March 21-April 19): Don’t make waves when you should be aiming to keep things calm. Avoid unnecessary changes, but don’t ignore a good opportunity. Expand your knowledge, friendships, and love of life. Make sure you follow your heart and care about what you do.

TAURUS (April 20-May 20): Know what’s required of you if you want to get ahead or change your direction. Don’t sit idle when it’s up to you to make a choice and make your move. Don’t be shy — take what belongs to you.

GEMINI (May 21-June 20): You’ll be a driving force, but if you try to mix business with pleasure, personal information will be revealed that won’t be in your best interest. Say little, observe a lot, and you will make unexpected gains. Romance is highlighted.

CANCER (June 21-July 22): Emotions will lead you astray. Keep your mind focused on what you need to do, refusing to let others influence an important decision regarding your professional and personal direction. Do what’s best for you.

LEO (July 23-Aug. 22): Check out every angle of a situation. Not everyone will agree with what you want to do, but at least you will know where you stand and what to expect if you move forward with your plans. Follow your heart, but remain levelheaded.

VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22): Questioning your direction can be a good thing and may also lead to picking up information and skills that will help you reach your goals and raise your standard of living. Change can be good if it’s manufactured carefully.

LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 22): Try to appreciate your own position, and focus on your destination. Explore and experiment, but don’t give up what you have when all you need to do is expand your interests, allies, and skills. Love is in the stars.

SCORPIO (Oct. 23-Nov. 21): Your vision regarding what’s happening in your professional life may be foggy. Don’t count on anything that isn’t signed, sealed, and delivered. Focus on networking, communication, and building strong alliances with those who require what you have to offer.

SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. 21): Keep a lid on your plans. Concentrate on making personal improvements that will help you present your skills with more finesse and confidence. Changes to your living arrangements will add to your happiness and bring you greater security.

CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19): You may face opposition, but when it comes to making financial, legal, or medical decisions, do what you feel is best for you. You can make gains if your choices and decisions are based on your individual needs.

AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18): Don’t look at the negative or let anyone who has a different opinion drag you down. Put more energy and attention into positive partnerships and professional changes that will bring you the results you are looking for. Love is on the rise.

PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20): A change regarding an important relationship will catch you by surprise. Resurrect some of your old ideas, and bring someone back from your past who can help you make your dreams come true. A persuasive push will lead to a worthwhile reunion.



Why I’m in such good shape:

• I’ve been riding my bike everywhere since my second-to-last OWI.

• I carry a heavy burden wherever I go.

• I tend to skip things often.

• I’m constantly running away from responsibilities.

• I hurdle over chairs, tables, and people to get to the lunch buffet.

• I play a lot of games with people.

• I’ve been spinning my wheels for years.

• I jump through a lot of hoops for the UI.

• I like to pedal smut.

• I’m been bootlegging and rum-running.

• I start every morning tiptoeing around 12 steps.

• I’ve been exercising my demons.

• I’m a gigolo for the U.S. House, and I do a lot of reps.

• I only eat walking tacos.

• I frequently pull up short.

• I push buttons as hard as I can.

• I both do and eat six pushups after every meal.

• I regularly walk out on my relationships.

• I get in 30 minutes of breaststroke at least three times/week.

• Your mom.

Andrew R. Juhl thanks JM, LTD, DH, SW, and ML for contributing to today’s Ledge.






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